Topic: The 'yo Momma' Game (Read 785 times)

Fragnarok · « **Reply #45 on:** December 26, 2006, 10:48:00 PM »

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #46 on:** December 28, 2006, 06:44:00 PM »

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped on air.

bigjimmy · « **Reply #47 on:** December 30, 2006, 04:22:00 PM »

I dunno if anyones said this one yet, but here it is anyway.....

Yo Mommas so fat you have to take a train and two busses just to get on here good side

G0t M4xx 21 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 01, 2007, 01:11:00 AM »

QUOTE(Nubbs @ Dec 21 2006, 09:08 AM)

Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.

^ Me chillin at Whataburger lol

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #49 on:** January 01, 2007, 11:46:00 AM »

Haha I took that picture.

I spy a nazi necklace.

Albino · « **Reply #50 on:** January 15, 2007, 09:38:00 AM »

Yo momma's breath is so bad her tounge has more hair on it than her testicles.

Granulated · « **Reply #51 on:** January 19, 2007, 06:53:00 AM »

Yo momma so dumb, she got stabbed in a shootout.

ubernewb · « **Reply #52 on:** January 20, 2007, 12:39:00 AM »

the classics..

yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund

yo momma so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang

yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped himself

yo momma so skinny, all she needs is bucked teeth and she'd be a rake

yo momma so skanky, her weekly date book was published by yellow pages

yo momma so old, she killed the dinosaurs with her std's

yo momma so wide, i had to roll over 7 times to get off the bitch.

yo momma so hairy, bigfoot asked her out.. and ended up with the clap

yo momma so heavy, when she stepped on the scale it said "only one at a time"

yo momma so butch, they made her the new marlboro man

yo momma so ancient, when god said "let there be light" she hit the switch

yo momma so poor, i saw her kickin a can down the street. i said "whatcha doin?" , she said "movin"

yo momma so big, every time she goes to disneyland the asian tourists run around screaming "gah-zirra!"

yo momma so stank, the deodorant company changed from "sure" to "guess not"

henmill · « **Reply #53 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:22:00 PM »

your mom goes to college

bucko · « **Reply #54 on:** January 27, 2007, 04:08:00 PM »

yo momma so fat the lift went down instead of up.

xbox modder 222 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 04, 2007, 05:35:00 PM »

Your moms like a shotgun one cock and she blows

JDawg117 · « **Reply #56 on:** February 09, 2007, 03:24:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat, she went to L.A. in a green dress and everyone thought they moved the statue of libery

Raging Walrus · « **Reply #57 on:** February 28, 2007, 03:27:00 PM »

Yo momma's so stupid, she makes Lil Jon say "WHAT!", even when she is being normal.

mister.shine · « **Reply #58 on:** March 29, 2007, 12:51:00 PM »

Yo momma so fat, when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck.

Himura · « **Reply #59 on:** April 21, 2007, 01:14:00 AM »

Yo momma stank so bad, she made Right Guard turn left.

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