Is it wrong that I found the following true about myself:
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit, Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
