Topic: Come Up With Your Own Commercial (Read 184 times)

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2006, 09:26:00 AM »

Your sig is way too long. Max 4 lines of text on an 800x600 display.

HSDEMONZ · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2006, 09:49:00 AM »

his sig's been fixed.

[Captain_America] · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:23:00 PM »

QUOTE

AHAHAHA!!! Yeah, hes NEVER going to live that down

Ha ha, i chatted with venom on irc and he was just screwing with me.... in a very dimented way.lol. he didnt even leave the slightest hint that he was joking.

Its all cool.... as soon as i get a few bucks i will get a shirt and make mine... lol.

Reaper527 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2006, 08:07:00 PM »

my master commercial idea?

a truck and a rock with wheels are at a starting line, the truck takes off and the rock stays still. voice or on screen text says "Our truck is not quite built like a rock"

[Captain_America] · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2006, 08:21:00 PM »

ha ha ha, thats a good one.

"Rock:Built ford tough"

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2006, 09:03:00 PM »

Viagra: Reach out and touch someone.

[Captain_America] · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2006, 09:23:00 PM »

UNICEF:Touch Children

BCfosheezy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2006, 08:06:00 PM »

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' date='Jun 2 2006, 10:30 PM' post='3448681'] UNICEF:Touch Children

A shot of a tree-lined road at dusk, then from the top of the shot comes a vehicle. Then a vehicle comes from the bottom and meets the other vehicle halfway while swerving irratically. The vehicles collide. It becomes quiet and the shot is filled with the scene of the accident. Then a middle-aged woman comes on screen with a M.A.D.D. shirt on (Mothers against drunk drivers). She keeps a serious tone and rags for a few seconds. In the background an ambulance comes and begins to cut the people out of the car with sober drivers with the jaws of life. In the mean time the drunk gets out under his own power and staggers up behind the woman and smokes her in the back of the head with an empty miller lite bottle. Then he centers himself in front of the camera and on his shirt is D.A.M.M. (Drunks against madd mothers).

(No animals were harmed while filming this commercial)

flood_killer · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2006, 07:24:00 PM »

a guy is drinking a budlight... then he gets hit by a car. then the driver gets out of the car, takes the budlight out of the guys brain dead hands,drinks some of it and says " Ahhhhhhhhh....... now thats refreshing."

halo_fan_4eva · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2006, 12:36:00 PM »

Man comes on to screen drunk. He says" Kids.....don't.....do.....underage.....drinking.....okay?" Then he falls down.

bumr055 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:58:00 PM »

xbox 360 in the middle of the room, Modderxtrordanare kicks flood killer in the nuts because his sig is too big.

flood_killer · « **Reply #26 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:26:00 PM »

yeah then i shoot bumr055 in the forehead with a Desert Eagle because his IPB Image is to colorful

Infamousx241 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:42:00 PM »

Nike spoof:

Child Labor
They Do It

G0t M4xx 21 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:07:00 AM »

Guy stumbles up, and says:

Why doens't cheese talk? I mean, that would be really awesome! Like, i can get up in the morning, and be like "hi cheese, what's up? Guess what? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" and eat it on some tacos or something.

Or, movies.

If you could actually BE in the movie, that would be like 1000 times awesomer. Be like, "you know what, Tom Cruise? Scientology sucks and your a pussy" then walk off. Or, "Hey Superman! You know what? You look really gay!"

"Dude, where's my car?" "You fucking moron! It's right over there!"

Or the radio. Fuck the FCC and their censoring bullshit, play the music like it was meant to be played, not "beep!" every 5 seconds

And my fone... makin my speakers go "buzz! buzz! buzz!" like 3 seconds before the damn thing even rings, then all cuttin out and shit... what a pos

why dont they make triangle shaped pizza?

Sharpies arent even sharp... tis a fucking marker - like "ooh im gonna stab you with a marker cuz u look like a gigantic sheet of fuckin paper..."

ppl ask why the xbox 360 breaks so much... "Cuz it's made by MS! what do you expect? Them to make something that DOESNT crash every 5 minutes? Yeah right... It at least came with a nice brick thing to beat people up with..."

If marshmallows didn't exist, I'd be totally screwed

where'd the floor go? Hey! Come back! I step on your face every day! I pwn you!

McDonalds sucks so bad, they can only get people to love them by subliminally advertising. Well, you know what? Im hatin' it!!!

Oh, yeah, only Swiss cheese can talk. the others are too stupid

holy shit i forgot what letter comes after Z. Isn't it %? Wait, thats not a letter. aww fuck it

Why am i saying all this? Hell, i dont know, no, wait, the voices told me to. That's right. Stupid voices. Thay can fuck off. It's not like i listen to em anyways...

And yeah, I am steak

---------------------------------

Then, big, booming voice:

"Drugs are bad"

Then insane laughter in the background

llwahooll · « **Reply #29 on:** July 29, 2006, 08:36:00 AM »

FUNNIEST POST EVER.

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