Here's a funny, laugh your *** off way I made of telling your fortune though your GamerTag, name, and month of birth...
Just match the phrase of the FIRST LETTER of you gamertag, along with the FIRST LETTER of your name, and the MONTH you were born.
For ex. I am... GT= ICE FUN NAME= KEVIN MONTH OF BIRTH= JUNE... So "I sniped myself for the money"
GamerTag First Letter: A: I ate...
B: I blew up...
C: I #%!#$^@#$%...
D: I stole...
E: I partied with...
F: I had fun with...
G: I slapped...
H: I danced with...
I: I sniped...
J: I slept with...
K: I dumped cow crap on...
L: I drank...
M: I chewed on...
N: I beat up...
O: I watched "telefubbies" with...
P: I kissed...
Q: I murdered...
R: I PWNED...
S: I dinnered with...
T: I Plasma Grenade stuck...
U: I peed on...
V: I crapped on...
W: I punched...
X: I w00ted to...
Y: I surrendered to...
Z: I Spied on...
Real Name's First Letter A: Pres. Bush
B: My house
C: Hitler's car
D: Chubby cheeses
E: Bill Gates
F: Regret (Prophet)
G: Master Chief
H: My sister
I: A dog
J: Adolf Hitler
K: Myself
L: A stranger
M: A rug-rat
N: SpongeBob
O: Cortana
P: A weirdo
Q: Money
R: The mail-man
S: Dik Cheney
T: A n00b
U: Texas
V: A cookie
W: Al Gore
X: My TV
Y: The BackStreet Boys
Z: My teacher
Month of Birth: Jan: For free KARMA
Feb: For a cookie
Mar: On the moon
Apr: Because I was hungry
May: Because I was intoxicated
June: For the money
July: For good luck
Aug: Because I like Xbox-Scene
Sept: Because god knows why
Oct: Because I PWN at halo
Nov: Because I love the Xbox
Dec: Because I'm mentally and physically retarded
Share your fortunes and have fun!
