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B1ZKIT

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Dane Cook
« on: April 25, 2006, 10:01:00 PM »
anyone here like Dane Cook?  I think he is by far the funniest man alive!
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killerbootsman

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Dane Cook
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2006, 10:10:00 PM »
i think he is overrated, and his material gets tiring, but he is still funny at times.
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blame canada

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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2006, 07:54:00 PM »
agreed, he's hilarious, but having to listen to his albums is like nails on a chalkboard becuase he got over-used like the chuck norris jokes. Old stuff, hopefully he'll have a new album out soon! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/love.gif)
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CattyKid

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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2006, 08:03:00 PM »
I think he's very good.

"This one guy pulled up, and he was talking so loud, I think he thought he WAs the Burger King."
--Whopper no onions.
"Yeah, excuse me while I'm bleeding from the ears here  Thanks Skid-Row."
--Large fry mother-f***er!  I can't hear you Burger King!


Pickles, no but-seeds, and the pickles, the pickles... cheeeesse, chicken tenders.......
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sweet and sour sauce on my (well, you know).

..Drive ahead m'am.  Sauce, sauce.  She needs sauce.  She wants it HER WAY!
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throwingks

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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006, 06:28:00 AM »
He is funny, lot's of energy.

I still like this guy better though.
http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?showtopic=378922
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Dane Cook
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 01:39:00 PM »
MARY...got hit IN THE FACE by a tyre!
mary fell victim to a tyre!

oh yeah!!!...OH NO!
you fix that wall before my dad comes home, hes not gonna believe a talking bowl of punch came crashing through the wall. Yeah coming through the wall was real cool, using the door is cool! You glass bastard...dont touch me you giant beverage!
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Dane Cook
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2006, 02:41:00 PM »
QUOTE(throwingks @ Apr 27 2006, 07:28 AM) *
He is funny, lot's of energy.

I still like this guy better though.
http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?showtopic=378922

i was just thinkign when i read this "yeah, funniest man alive, since mitch hedberg is dead"

QUOTE
oh yeah!!!...OH NO!
you fix that wall before my dad comes home, hes not gonna believe a talking bowl of punch came crashing through the wall. Yeah coming through the wall was real cool, using the door is cool! You glass bastard...dont touch me you giant beverage!

i love that one, and my son optimus prime

"come here optimus prime, sit down here next to megatron, we're gonan have a little chat"
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CattyKid

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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 04:11:00 PM »
I like:
QUOTE

“I mean like who gets killed by bees? I mean every time I hear ” Man in Austin, killed by bees” I just laugh. How do you get killed by bees? I mean if your walking in the woods, and you hear BZZZZZZZZZZ coming from a bush, then... run away from that bush. I mean who actually goes up to that bush and goes ” Is that bees? OH GOD AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Dude, screw that, I would punch every bee in the face. I could understand if it’s like killer horses or something, that’s scary shite, flying through the air kicking you in the face.”

(IMG:http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/905postr.jpg)
Man attacked by bees.
Killer Bees in Florida
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This post has been edited by CattyKid: Apr 27 2006, 11:12 PM
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killerbootsman

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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2006, 07:51:00 PM »
Mitch Hedburg was the shit, but by far, my favorite comedian  is Zach Galifanakis.
 
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throwingks

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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 09:00:00 PM »
^^^
I like comedy a lot. And, I have never heard of that guy.
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kollapse

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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2006, 11:01:00 PM »
all of those comics are good, but the best is
brian regan. all-time best.
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2006, 12:45:00 PM »
Then get this right? I'm driving along man I'm driving as I'm driving,
I'm driving safely. I'm obeying the rules..of the road.
Whatever sign comes at me I look at it and I go ..Ok. you got it, sign.
Right so I'm driving safely all of a sudden a guy in another lane,
compeletly oblivious to me. He starts coming into my lane.
JUST COMING IN And if I didn't see him coming in..accident.
But because I saw him..ah I see HEYY Right i see.
I assess the situation. I see I assess the sit-u-a-tion.
And then I uh eased on the brake. As he's coming I ease.
And I said what anybody here says automatically when this happens.
You can't help it. It just comes out, ready? ready?...

Um, Hello?
...Um, Hi? Hello? Unless you're black. If you're black it's a little different.
If you're black it's uh check out this mothafucka..check out this
mothafucka!
If you're chinese it's *screech* *crash* So that's...that's nice.
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Dane Cook
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2006, 01:59:00 PM »
Dane cook is good stuff.
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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2006, 08:10:00 PM »
Very funny, and his energy gives him a VERY good stage pressence, esspecially if you get a chance to see him live.

But funniest man alive? Nah, I dont think so, Lewis Black is much better, and I dont think I could pick a 'funniest man alive'...
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2006, 08:22:00 PM »
Dane Cook: SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS!!!  (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Mitch Hedburg: An escalator can never be temporarily out of order, it just becomes temporarily stairs (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Love them both


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