Topic: Would You Rather?!? (Read 399 times)

Granulated · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2006, 11:23:00 PM »

I'm sure I could rig something up with a catsup bottle on my penis, but I laughed anyways.

Would you rather put a sharp piece of metal under your toenail and kick a wall, or bite down as hard as you can on 100 grit sandpaper and have it ripped out of your mouth?

Spency234 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2006, 01:43:00 AM »

lol, man I gotta admit I have been using your "would you rather pee a golf ball or poo a football" to start up a lot of conversations lately.

I would rather have sex with the ugly chick.

Would you rather...

Have sex with a dairy cow
or to have sex with a pig

throwingks · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2006, 07:59:00 AM »

I would have sex with a cow for 3 reasons. Its quieter, more my height, and kosher.

Would you rather have a constant gas problem or whenever you sweat it smelled like stinky cheese.
The farting is like every minute or 2 but the sweating is only when you sweat.

Edit: My wife says I do both. lol!

P.S. I had to start the thread with my all time favorite.

_iffy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2006, 10:23:00 AM »

Fart. Very effective for comic relief in tense or awkward silences.

When talking to your new girlfriend about ex lovers, would you rather...
she dated your dad
she dated your mom

Rylinkus · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2006, 01:32:00 PM »

QUOTE(_iffy @ Mar 25 2006, 06:30 PM)

Fart. Very effective for comic relief in tense or awkward silences.

When talking to your new girlfriend about ex lovers, would you rather...
she dated your dad
she dated your mom

My dad, only a loser would date my mom.....

Would you rather
be in an accident thats horribly painful, but heal completely in a matter of months
be in an accident where youre unconscious and feel no pain, but lose an arm.

soupy_31 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2006, 02:37:00 PM »

Pain is temporary, pride is for ever.. SO SUCK IT UP! (On the back of one of my shirts)
Anyways, I choose not to lose a limb.

Would you:

Want to die and go to pergatory, where there is nothingness... for eternity.

Or:

Never die, and have a meaningless life while your soul slowly rots.

CattyKid · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2006, 09:07:00 PM »

QUOTE(soupy_31 @ Mar 25 2006, 04:44 PM)

Want to die and go to pergatory, where there is nothingness... for eternity.

Not to go all religious on you (I'm not in ANY way), but to be technical, pegatory is a place in limbo bewtween Heaven and Hell where sins are purged through limited (not as bad as hell) suffering (a common misconception) then the soul can enter heaven (the worse the sins, the more time spent there), but this is coming from someone who used to go to Religious Education every Sunday.

Anyway, with your definition (as well as mine), I'd rather go to purgatory. There will always be others there, and I can at least find someone who modded Xboxes (we can't go to Heaven, we use copyrighted code without the permission of the owner

), or at least someone who damaged/hates PS@.

Would you rather:

1. Allow another to die in your place?

2. Save the life of another (and give your own) who would have a life equal to yours' (they would be as happy, be as good a person as you, live as long as you would live, and help as many others as you)?

You will recieve no recognition for choosing to save the other, and will receive no scorn or hatred for choosing the other person to die. Try to be honest, don't try to impress any of us here.

killerbootsman · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2006, 10:00:00 PM »

QUOTE(XPxAxBxLxOX @ Mar 25 2006, 09:54 PM)

I don't want to choose No. 1 only because I do not want someone die because of me but then again If I were to give my life for someone just like me, why do I have to die. We are exactly the same and If I were to choose between us, I would choose him. Only because I want to live. Which brings me back to choice No. 1.

I guess I can go back and forth between the two.
Would you rather amputate both your big toes or have a 1 kilobit connection to the internet for the rest of your lives?

amputate both my big toes. No internet is better than walking akwardly your whole life.

would you rather...
smell like rancid body odor all the time
or
have a tatoo of a penis on your forehead.

blame canada · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2006, 10:22:00 PM »

tatoo becuase you never sad "forever" which means I would get it removed

would you rather live for eternity and either:

1) get paid $2000 trillion (I dont know what 1000 trillion dollars is

) RIGHT NOW but never earn another dollar for the rest of eternity or
2) get paid $5 a day for the rest of eternity

CattyKid · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2006, 10:38:00 PM »

QUOTE(blame canada @ Mar 26 2006, 12:29 AM)

tatoo becuase you never sad "forever" which means I would get it removed

would you rather live for eternity and either:

1) get paid $2000 trillion (I dont know what 1000 trillion dollars is

) RIGHT NOW but never earn another dollar for the rest of eternity or
2) get paid $5 a day for the rest of eternity

EASY
Choice 1). Put it in the bnk and it will gain much more than $5 interest per day.

Now...
1) Be rich and have a job you hate?
2) Be poor and have a job you love (inlcude the job, if you want to)?

EDIT: I like this thread.

dmanjohn · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2006, 11:48:00 PM »

easy be rich because money is my friend

would u rather
1.kill ur mother slowy and painfully or
2.1.kill ur father slowy and painfully

v8azlin · « **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2006, 02:46:00 AM »

Easy, Drowning. Its quicker, less painfull and your skin doesnt melt while your still alive.

Would you rather:
Get Hit by a Bus and get killed on impact
or
Fall out of an aeroplane without a parachute (sp?)

dmanjohn · « **Reply #27 on:** March 26, 2006, 05:43:00 AM »

easy fall out of a plan becuase i will have fun for the last minute of my life

would u rather:
1.have your dick slowly skinned or
2. have your leg ripped apart by a bear

CattyKid · « **Reply #28 on:** March 26, 2006, 11:34:00 AM »

QUOTE(dmanjohn @ Mar 26 2006, 07:50 AM)

easy fall out of a plan becuase i will have fun for the last minute of my life

would u rather:
1.have your dick slowly skinned or
2. have your leg ripped apart by a bear

This reminded me my fly was open. Thanks...

I would rather have 1. If my leg was ripped apart, I'd no longer have use of it. But if... it was skinned, I'd just wait for it to heal (would take many months) but I would still have use of it. Being an amputee at the hip isn't as bad as many people would think. Our school had a motivational speaker come in that was an amputee from a car accident. He runs marathons. I was amazed.

IDK for the question. Someone else can come up with it.

Modderxtrordanare · « **Reply #29 on:** March 26, 2006, 11:37:00 AM »

The bear, because of prostetics.

Would you rather:

Get a human booster shot from a guy named Molly every day.
or
Be a guy named Molly giving someone a human booster shot every day.

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