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[iwinulose]

*wish granted* (automatic corruption because he did not make a wish)

i wish my english teacher wasnt so much of a slut

[dmanjohn]

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Jan 16 2006, 09:23 PM)

I wish I could freeze myself and wake up when it's time to play Xbox 56793937399380 and PS9

*wish granted* but your hands and penis freeze so you cant play or have sex

QUOTE(iwinulose @ Jan 16 2006, 09:23 PM)

i wish my english teacher wasnt so much of a slut

*wish granted* but now she is a fat greasey bitch who hates you

i wish my school burned down

[blame canada]

*wish granted* you were the one who set it on fire and go to jail, where you are then raped everynight by your shemale cellmate.

I wish I was unbanned from xbox live.

[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted*  But now that your unbanned, so are all the script kiddies and they start to cheat again.

I wish that photobucket worked right now.

[killerbootsman]

ignore me

[Modderxtrordanare]

QUOTE

ignore me

*wish granted* but you didnt grant my wish so I cancel out your granted wish.

I wish that photobucket werent down, (again) corrupt that suckers!

[ShadowElitePro]

*wish granted* Now its "I should be banned" so they ban you.

I wish that I was banned from XS for a day.  

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but i missed the for a day part and you are banned for life
i wish i had a currupted wish

[iwinulose]

*wish granted* (dont have 2 say ne thing else cuz i didnt corrupt it)

i wish my fingers could move faster so i could reach more than 15 balls per second on my e-blade (paint ball gun for people who dont know what im talkin about)

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Jan 17 2006, 10:06 PM)

*wish granted* but you have to waste your time learning this first: http://i-am-bored.co...m?link_id=15181

I wish my petrock would come back.

*wish granted* But he comes back with his skanky petrock girlfriend, and they live in your basement and he mooches off of you, and you can hear them engaging in anal sex all night long. You come home one night, to see that your petrock had a  LSD trip in your kitchen, and ended up sticking your dog in the oven, and stuck a fork in the toaster. He hooks you up with his cocaine dealer, but the dealer gives you a bad ounce and you are stuck in the hospital in a vegatative state, and your petrock tells the doctor to pull the cord.

i wish i had a granola bar.

[posiedon]

*wish granted* but the granola bar causes bad gas and you fart all nightlong while having sex and your stomach explodes wich counteracts the lsd in your system to make you realize your are fucking king kong who is fucking richard simmons who is fucking you on the empirestate building
you then also realize it is as bad as you think and they are out to get you so you stab kning kong and he squeezes his cheeks together and smashes you in his ass and you rocket inside him due to the force and you rupture his colon like a missile, so you and kong die and fall of the building and only richard simmons survives

i wish that stupid ass dog next door would shut up before i shove one of my xbox 360s up its ass and hit the remote detonator then freme bill gates for raping my ex girlfriend when it was really me who raped her because she turned lesbian before i could fuck her and she shoved my cellphone up my ass during foreplay and told me to call her
so
i also wish my cellphone did not smell like ass

[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted* now your cell phone smells like chlorine, causing you to die

I wish I had more money to buy my m80s and whatnot.

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but now everyone kicks you in the nuts including the soccer moms
i wish i idn't have my exam tomorrow

[hump]

*wish granted * your exam is postponed , but you STD results are in and you have the clap,

i wish i could controll time.

[CattyKid]

*Wish Granted* but I thought you said cod diner, so you find yourself sitting in a large, carved out cod as you eat pancakes that have been down a large man named Bart's pants.

I wish that the PS3 would either come out in spring as "promised" or that Kenny K would burn for all eternity in Gehenna.