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[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted* but the corner you speak of happens to be the corner of the geometro and you get stuck inbetween 50 other people.

I wish someone wouldve given me a pinto instead so i could explode it.

[yaazz]

*wish granted* ....but it explodes

I wish for a lifesized plastic mold for making GIANT ARMY MEN

[CattyKid]

QUOTE(yaazz @ Jan 10 2006, 11:16 PM)

*wish granted* ....but it explodes

I wish for a lifesized plastic mold for making GIANT ARMY MEN

*Wish granted*, but they are lifelike with full genitalia.  You position the large, new, GI JOE next to your bed, and the realistic renderring of the reproductive organs falls off an into your open mouth-hole as you sleep.  You are having a dream in which you suck a lolli-pop when the member falls in.  You proceed to such the Piece as you would a lollipop so hard that you swallow it and choke to death (on a giant dick).

I had a modchip tomorrow to play backups and unsigned code on my 360, plus run Linux.  It would be completely undetectable, and allow me to uber-1337 hack the other 360 to teleport them to my living room in a non-invasive manner so that I would not be crushed or blocked in.  They would swear their allegiance to me, and we would launch massive, legal DOS attacks on all things Sony from my newly created country where copyright amd computer crimes do not exist.

[yaazz]

*wish granted* but females avoid this country like the plague, and you stay a virgin for life

I wish richard simmons would return my calls

[xboxbox451]

*wish granted* unfortunately your wish gets lost in translation and becomes known as "I wish Richard Simmons would romance my balls".

I wish everytime I pissed it felt like an orgasm.

[lordvader129]

*granted* but you end up drinking so much beer (to piss more) that you die of alcohol poisoning

i wish Modderxtrordanare had dropped his pinto off a bridge like in the blues brothers instead of exploding it

[yaazz]

*wish granted* but since every wish in this thread is connected in a daisy chain, you end up in an alternate universe where none of this ever happened

I wish for klf;jgdhkltdhggn;odghroigh;lkjdfgjdfrgithkldg;ns'[ptgdrkhvnkggjxtghu

[xboxbox451]

*wish granted* you can now type while wanking off.

I wish to be a bikini inspector.

[lordvader129]

*granted* but only for hairy eastern european women

i wish i had a secretary (for data entry, get your minds out of the gutter)

[xboxbox451]

*wish granted* say hi to your new secretary, Bobo the amazing chimpanzee.



I wish for the most comfortable pillows ever made.

[Granulated]

BAM

Unfortunetly, the most comfortable pillows ever made are made with a lead base, wrapped in asbestos.  Who woulda thought?


I wish I was motivated to get up and get some work done.

[CattyKid]

QUOTE(Granulated @ Jan 11 2006, 02:43 PM)

BAM

Unfortunetly, the most comfortable pillows ever made are made with a lead base, wrapped in asbestos.  Who woulda thought?
I wish I was motivated to get up and get some work done.

*wish granted* you do, but your boss notices your change in behavior and fires you.

I wish I could battle rap/freestyle (I'd be wearing a full vest and helmet so that if I got shot/stabbed in a vicious rap feud, I wouldn't die).

[ShadowElitePro]

*wish granted* You suck so bad at it that everyone laughs at you. And a 3 yr old schools you so you kill yourself.



I wish that someone would do my school project for me! And get an A and the paper can never be destryed or lost or stolen. And the teacher didnt know I didnt do it.    Beat that.  

[lordvader129]

*granted* you get an A for you paper titled "How I Found Out I Was A Homosexual"

i wish i had the entire series of gi joe (the old cartoon) on dvd

[Granulated]

ME TOO!!!

I mean...

BAM!

You get the entire series of GI-Joe on DVD.  The very next day, your DVD players all break, and every single one on the market is recalled, and a new format is implemented.  Your DVD's are paperweights.

I wish I hadn't broken my dome light when I took it out of my car.