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[dmanjohn]

now that is just wrong

[iwinulose]

QUOTE(Camstheman @ Jan 10 2006, 06:13 PM)

*wish granted* but i start another

I wish I could suck my penis

*wish granted* but in the process ur mom walks in while you are orgasming and its scares the shit out of you and you bite your wang off

i wish i had a dodge viper that works perfectly and nothing ever goes rong with it, and it has a magic gas tank that never runs out

[lordvader129]

*granted* but someone puts a flaming rag in the gas tank, and while nothign gets damaged ont eh car you cant drive it anymore because the fire from the bottomless gas tank never goes out

i wish i didnt have to think up a new wish in order to corrupt someone elses

[iwinulose]

*wish granted* you no longer have a brain to think with

i wish i never posted in this topic

[ShadowElitePro]

*wish granted* But then I would have not replied right now which means you would have never seen my beautiful sig and killed yourself cause yours is so ugly.  

I wish I was a moderator!  

[iwinulose]

*wish granted* but its a gay porn forum

i wish drugs were legal (haha crimal law discussion today)

[yaazz]

QUOTE(iwinulose @ Jan 11 2006, 03:49 AM)

*wish granted* but its a gay porn forum

i wish drugs were legal (haha crimal law discussion today)

*wish granted* by bringing you to a pharmacy

I wish that I were a giant 5 legged octopus who still has the tentacles that runs his own island in the south pacific seas and rules over a pack of vaccum cleaners who instead of a plastic coating, have green fur and googley eyes. I will be able to tell these vaccum cleaners to suck on each other really hard and create a kind of flying carpet that will allow me to fly to the main land to add to my islands Commerce by selling Giant coconuts that shoot tickle lasers and possibly shares in a company that sells these mriaculous coconuts

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(yaazz @ Jan 10 2006, 07:59 PM)

*wish granted* by bringing you to a pharmacy

I wish that I were a giant 5 legged octopus who still has the tentacles that runs his own island in the south pacific seas and rules over a pack of vaccum cleaners who instead of a plastic coating, have green fur and googley eyes. I will be able to tell these vaccum cleaners to suck on each other really hard and create a kind of flying carpet that will allow me to fly to the main land to add to my islands Commerce by selling Giant coconuts that shoot tickle lasers and possibly shares in a company that sells these mriaculous coconuts

*wish granted*

then the octupus dies of pneumonia 1 week later, and the islands and vacuums are donated to charity.

i wish i could get free Coronas forever

[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted* then you die of blood loss (or whatever octopi bleed) due to the lack of 3 tentacles

i wish i were a zombie

[yaazz]

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i wish i could get free Coronas forever

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i wish i were a zombie

*wish granted* you can train the zombie to steal them for you.... but the zombie has a slightly offset nose..... and the zombie doesnt quite understand and brings you back a garbage bag filled with X360 "Core Owners"


Edit: I wish I had a fourth nipple  

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(yaazz @ Jan 10 2006, 08:11 PM)

*wish granted* you can train the zombie to steal them for you.... but the zombie has a slightly offset nose..... and the zombie doesnt quite understand and brings you back a garbage bag filled with X360 "Core Owners"
Edit: I wish I had a fourth nipple  

*wish granted* your first 3 dissapper, then you get a huge nipple 16 inches in diameter in the middle of your chest

edit: i was trying to end it, and see if anyone noticed

i wish i had a cattle farm

[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted* but then they trample you cuz i shoot a cap gun off near all the cows

I wish I had a car

[soupy_31]

QUOTE(ShadowElitePro @ Jan 10 2006, 09:41 PM)

 which means you would have never seen my beautiful sig

 

[yaazz]

*wish granted* then I beat the shit out of you for making fun of GEOs

I wish I werent so much of a manly man so I could cry in the corner about peoploe making fun of my dream car

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(yaazz @ Jan 10 2006, 08:33 PM)

*wish granted* then I beat the shit out of you for making fun of GEOs

I wish I werent so much of a manly man so I could cry in the corner about peoploe making fun of my dream car

*wish granted*then i steal ur UbEr P1mP GEO and ram it into the corner of your house, crushing you, and turn you into a vegetative state and merry a down syndrome turtle.

i wish i got a brand new 2007 Geo