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[ianlau]

lol


lol granted but now i wish for supermodels.

i wish for hot supermodels. LOL

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(leorimolo @ Jan 7 2006, 11:46 AM)

wish granted-you get trasvestie hot supermodels.

I wish I had a ferrari enzo.

wish granted, but your locked out of it and it has unbreakable windows, and the locksmith company refuses to open it for you.

I wish i could get a BJ by a hot female supermodel every 10 minutes

[mastersloth]

*wish granted* but she has a mouth lined with sand paper.

I wish that i had a big pot of cash that never ran out.

[ianlau]

granted but people keep stealing from you. now everyone is rich because of you. ya asshole... lol

i wish for pie

[lordvader129]

*granted* but no whipped cream, mwahahaha

i wish was no longer at work

[Rylinkus]

Granted, but you have to watch hours of figure skating instead.... mens figure skating.....

I wish Ashley Simpson would quit signing.

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but she breaks from being a dumb blonde and kills you
i wish i had a airplane

[blame canada]

*wish granted* to bad you never took pilot school and crash the plane, killing you and everyone inside it.

I wish Christmas came every 3 months.

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but santa gets tired and kills himself and the eleves then everykid in the world come after youy for making that wish now your like osama hiding in some caves i the middle of nowhere
i wish i owned a island that just had a place to eat and 1000 hot chicks

[soupy_31]

*wish granted* but I don't have the power to grant wishes.

I wish my wish would come true.

[soupy_31]

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Jan 7 2006, 08:43 PM)

*wish granted* but I was just kidding, so it wasn't

I wish digital cameras had a penis enlargement setting.

*wish granted* but now everyone knows about your little problem..

I wish I had a pool filled with nerf.

[ShadowElitePro]

QUOTE(soupy_31 @ Jan 7 2006, 09:33 PM)

*wish granted* but now everyone knows about your little problem..

I wish I had a pool filled with nerf.

WTF Nerf?

I wish the Colts didnt exist so the Patriots would always win the superbowl.  

[posiedon]

*wish granted* the patriots continusly win the super bowl but bradlys fingers have to be amputated due to the blood being cut off due to multiple rings on each finger then he lives the reast of his life known as stumpy
this also happens to hundreds of patriots fans as well, they all sue and the patriots lose their charter and the steelers then win all the superbowls

i wish my signature came true

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(XPxAxBxLxOX @ Jan 8 2006, 12:19 AM)

*Wish Granted* but you are not smart enough to run a company.  Your stocks fall and so do you(out of a window).
I do not wish for anything.  I am content on what I have already.

(take that)

*wish granted* then you get pounded in the ass by a creepy vietnameese farmer.

i wish i got shot in the head and died

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but you die a slow painful death meanwhile your brain action that makes you shit is always on and makes you take a shit every sec till you die
i wish didn't hav to work tomorrow