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[iwinulose]

*wish granted* theres no longer any thing 2 touch  

i wish that my girlfriends abusive x would just fuckin die (little issues right now)

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Jan 12 2006, 05:23 PM)

*wish granted*  But since you never get to relieve yourself ever again your dick explodes and you kill yourself because you cant live without it.

I wish chuck norris didnt kill santa claus when he forgot his gift.

QUOTE(iwinulose @ Jan 12 2006, 05:24 PM)

*wish granted* theres no longer any thing 2 touch  

i wish that my girlfriends abusive x would just fuckin die (little issues right now)

*wishes granted* but there is a bit of confusion and the abusive ex kills chuck norris and santa with a gift. then the abusive ex absuses the gf some more

i wish that everyone didn't love me

[iwinulose]

*wish... wait i dont have 2 grant anything its already true


i wish life would end right now, everything would just die

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted*  but only me and your girlfriend survive so we have to restart the speceis of freaks
i wish i was hung like a blue whale

[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted* you are hung at the gallows along with a whale

i wish nothing bad could happen to me

[CattyKid]

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Jan 13 2006, 03:08 PM)

*wish granted* but you didn't say please, so I took that shit back and decided to have you raped by baboons for having such poor manners.

I wish i could cure the world's diseases by caressing hot women's breasts. And when I caress them they're are made perfectly healthy. After I caress the first woman's breast(who is hot, beautiful, stacked and not disgusting, repulsive or related to me in anyway.), every single man and child will automatically become perfectly healthy for life and therefore no caressing of them is necessary. My family members will also become perfectly healthy for life after the first woman. Fat chicks, ugly chicks, flat chicks, old chicks and any other female that I would not like to caress will not become healthy, but instead will become hot, stacked, and have all the qualities that would make me interested in caressing their breasts. And they will be healthy enough before that so that they don't die before I caress them. They won't stink, or be rude or hate me or anything like that. I will not lose feeling in my hands or the desire to caress breasts. It won't burn, my hands won't cramp up, I won't get arthritis or anything like that. It will feel good and arrousing and I will enjoy healing the world, and they will enjoy me doing it to. The medical establishment(FDA, hospitals, doctors, drug companies) will not assasinate me for ruining their business. I will do this at my leisure so my days will not be completely comprised of healing the women of the world. They won't riot when I take a break because when I am caressing one woman's breast I can decide to make all the other women healthy for any amount of time I choose. They won't need my healing until i'm ready to continue. Those are all the wish holes I am plugging for now, so find one and corrupt away.

Oh yeah, almost forgot. Please.

Piece of cake.
*Wish Granted/ but, as you approach the first hot girl which you are about to caress, you melt due to the massive heat from her, as she is flaming hot.

I wish that Gary Johnston the marrionette (sp?, puppet) was real.

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but now your wish's cant be granted
i wish i had a banana

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Jan 13 2006, 06:06 PM)

*wish granted* Gary Johnston, the marionette, becomes a real boy. He then rids the U.S. of all terrorist cells. Unfortunately, you were near one and were killed. Collateral damage. Tisk tisk. America, Fuck Yeah.

I wish didn't have to put the *'s around 'wish granted' when granting wishes.

wish granted, but you most put the enitre written Constitution around 'wish granted'


i want to watch every single episode of Jeopardy so i can be incredibly smart.

[lordvader129]

QUOTE(dmanjohn @ Jan 13 2006, 07:21 PM)

*wish granted* but now your wish's cant be granted
i wish i had a banana

*wish granted* you dont even want to know where the banana materialized...

QUOTE(killerbootsman @ Jan 13 2006, 07:22 PM)

wish granted, but you most put the enitre written Constitution around 'wish granted'
i want to watch every single episode of Jeopardy so i can be incredibly smart.

wish cant be granted as you didnt actually "wish" instead you watch every episode of jerry springer and become incredibly crass and stupid

i wish 2 people wouldnt post at the same time resulting in double work for my wish granting abilities

[ShadowElitePro]

*wish granted* Now 5 people will!  


I wish that I was the Invision Power Board Admin so I can control every forum.

[CattyKid]

QUOTE(ShadowElitePro @ Jan 13 2006, 11:46 PM)

*wish granted* Now 5 people will!  
I wish that I was the Invision Power Board Admin so I can control every forum.

*Wish granted* but the power goes straight to your head.  lordvader manages to find your home address, comes to your house, and punches you in the ovaries.  Yup, right in the babymaker.

I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

[ShadowElitePro]

*wish granted* Some little kid eats you!

I wish I didnt have to goto football practice today.

[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted* but when you dont go, you find out later that all the football players got bjs from hot cheerleaders and you missed out, guess you back to jose the janitor.

i wish i didnt wish this wish,

[jamie123]

QUOTE(blame canada @ Jan 12 2006, 03:01 PM)

*wish granted* you forgot that becuase I told you, I had to kill you  

I wish I had some kind of LCD tv

*wish granted* but the kind you get only plays gay porn and blues clues.


i wish it wasn't raining outside

[Modderxtrordanare]

your supposed to corrupt my wish, not some ones who was five pages ago.  

I wish that I didnt wish this wish