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[iwinulose]

*wish granted* you get the last set ever made, but just as you open it a crazed monkey rips it out of your hands and shatters all of the dvd's

i wish

[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted* but since you didnt wish for anything, you end up hooking up with ShadowElietPro since he has now come out of the closet.

I wish for an xbox 1024e15

[xbox_newbie]

wish granted
but you dont have a futuristic tv to play it on

i wish i got ran over by a car (try and make that one bad )

[iwinulose]

*wish granted* only its a huge semi and you suffer to death over a full week in the hospital

i wish my girlfriend was here, and im making this very clear, no lost in translation, i want my GIRLfriend to be here, i dont want a man here or a girl thats not my girlfriend

[Shoue]

wish granted....but your girlfriend just came to tell you shes pregnant with OJ Simpson's baby

I wish mid-terms didn't suck so much ass

[ShadowElitePro]

*wish granted* Now they suck dick!

I wish I was 18.  

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but now you go to jail where you met big bill and find out why he has that nick name
i wish i had iwinulose's girlfriend

[Granulated]

You have her.  Unfortunetly, she was born a man, and the operation didn't go to well.  Have fun!


I wish I had a toenail clippers within arms reach.

[iwinulose]

QUOTE(Granulated @ Jan 11 2006, 09:21 PM)

You have her.  Unfortunetly, she was born a man, and the operation didn't go to well.  Have fun!
I wish I had a toenail clippers within arms reach.

hahahahahah lol
thats funny cuz theres accualy this joke between me n her that shes accualy a man
(but she isnt, trust me   )

[CattyKid]

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Jan 11 2006, 09:40 PM)

*wish granted* The toenail clippers are within arms reach. But your arms are now only hands coming out of your shoulders, so although you can reach the clippers you can't reach your toes.

I wish that someone gay would corrupt my wish or that a straight person would not corrupt my wish. Therefore, if you corrupt my wish, you are gay. If you do not corrupt my wish, you broke the rules and have to try again.

I guess you try to end the topic...
hmmm... let me think
Where the hell is a mod.  They can edit ANY post...
Okay.  Let me think...
Me, personality 2: *Wish granted,* but , you die for trying to end the game at the hands of a high speed shuttlecock right in the mouth and one right in the pooper.
Me, personality 1: SVEN!  Get away from that keyboard, you flamer.  Touch it again and you die, you faggot.
Me, personality 2:But I do not WANT to die!
Me, personality 1: Yeah, well I want some pie.
Me, personality 2: You're a mean, mean guy.
Me, personality 1: I'll kick you so hard you'll fly.
Me, personality 2:  Did you know that I'm bi-?
Me, personality 1: Stop rhyming!  Screw you Sven, I hate you.  You go to hell.  You go to hell and you die!  Actually, I'll take you there.
Me, personality 1 Beats Sven's (therefore my own) head on my computer desk.
I lose the brain cells that contain the "Sven" part of me.
(In medical terms, Sven being gay didn't make me gay as well, as I had split personality syndrome but now all is well)
I beat you.  Hahahahahaha.

I wish that I could fly to the top of Mount Everest on a balloon powered by happiness and flatulence, without it popping, me dying, being gay, being raped/molested, or the balloon crashing.

[killerbootsman]

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I wish that I could fly to the top of Mount Everest on a balloon powered by happiness and flatulence, without it popping, me dying, being gay, being raped/molested, or the balloon crashing.

wish granted, then a mongolian man jumps up and grabs you by the ankle, and pulls you down. you are then sold to a british family, and used as a chair.

i wish i had a chineese slave to take my sexual frustration out on.

[blame canada]

*wish granted* you forgot that becuase I told you, I had to kill you  

I wish I had some kind of LCD tv

[CattyKid]

QUOTE(blame canada @ Jan 12 2006, 09:01 AM)

*wish granted* you forgot that becuase I told you, I had to kill you  

I wish I had some kind of LCD tv

*wish granted* but the response time is so horrible that you kill yourself.  That's the way it goes.

I wish that I was THE Head Mod.

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but you close this thread at the very beginning which means your wish never happened but it did now figure that one out
i wish i wouldn't touch my self

[Modderxtrordanare]

*wish granted*  But since you never get to relieve yourself ever again your dick explodes and you kill yourself because you cant live without it.

I wish chuck norris didnt kill santa claus when he forgot his gift.