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[buttface96]

I'm sure you guys remember all of this:

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bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.

There was a lot more of that, but I think this was one of the funniest things posted on X-S.

[Psykomantis00]

The guy that posted in the Automotive forums about his CRX that had 500 some horse power and was turbo'd and all this then he posts pics of a completely stock CRX haha that was a good one.

[CattyKid]

QUOTE(buttface96 @ Sep 21 2005, 11:24 AM)

I'm sure you guys remember all of this:

[thewickedjester]

QUOTE(Psykomantis00 @ Sep 21 2005, 01:42 PM)

The guy that posted in the Automotive forums about his CRX that had 500 some horse power and was turbo'd and all this then he posts pics of a completely stock CRX haha that was a good one.

[EverestX]

QUOTE(leijae @ Sep 21 2005, 12:36 AM)

there was a post about the real peter griffin, and somebody, i can't remember who, posted a half nude picture of himself in his bathroom.

[Modderxtrordanare]

Now I've never even heard of the "I put on my robe and wizard hat"  

[Alex548]

QUOTE(EverestX @ Sep 21 2005, 02:38 PM)

Yeah that was Imadouche... Wait NO, it was itsme123...

[speed_racer88]

QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Sep 19 2005, 10:20 PM)

Which one lol? 

[SilentAssasin64]

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11:21 pm and im bored, so im going to attempt to take apart my xbox. what can i do when im in there? is ther e anyhting easy and not risky i can do?
11:27 these screws are really long!!! now how do i get the top off
11:32 finnaly the top is off. now what. HEY i have the thomson drive!!! is that good?? everything is neat!!!. how do i get out the dvd and hdd
11:36 holy crap i broke it...

Probably the funniest I've ever seen here.

[soupy_31]

QUOTE(SilentAssasin64 @ Sep 25 2005, 11:45 PM)

Probably the funniest I've ever seen here.

[runawaywarthog]

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I'm sure you guys remember all of this:

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bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.


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eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


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Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.



There was a lot more of that, but I think this was one of the funniest things posted on X-S.

after hearing that for the 20th time, it kind of loses its hilarity

[killerbootsman]

QUOTE(runawaywarthog @ Sep 27 2005, 08:12 PM)

after hearing that for the 20th time, it kind of loses its hilarity

[leijae]

lol 20 times

[burn56]

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Dude do you have to keep crapping up these forums by posting every single idea that pops up in your head?....And last but not least if you have any dumb ideas or fantasies on how to turn your xbox into some disco music box make sure to not post that in the exploits section for quite obvious reasons.
Consider this a warning.

thats a krayzie quote,

lol
and if anyone wants the topic its here

-Burn

[CattyKid]

QUOTE(gcskate27 @ Oct 6 2005, 12:09 PM)

you should go over there, stare the clerk down until he realises hes a woman, hell then say "you can have one on launch" then you say "no i dont want one now", go home, take a nap, come back later and burn the place down...