Ok, so we were walking back from lunch and we saw some guy with a water bottle in his back pocket. And I said, "Hey, that guy has water in his ass."
"Yeah, I put mine in my anus," said Steven.
"Really now," I replied.
"Nice and warm," stated Steven.
This conversation was starting to get wierd, so I decided to take it the full 9 yards. "What if you want your water cold?"
"Buy underwear with a cooller."
"Doesn't sound very comfortable."
"Make them man panties."
"Well, either way, my cock would shrivel up from the cold."
"Make them crotchless."
"Eww, what if I wanted a beer? How would I open it on the fly?"
"Cock-Can Opener (patent pending)."
"So, let me get this straight. You want Refrigerated Crotchless Manties and a can opener for a penis?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of experience do you have with opening bottles with your crotch?"
"...*smiles and winks*"
"I want your crotch."
