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CattyKid

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« on: August 05, 2005, 09:24:00 PM »

Okay, now we all know the problems that the US has been having with our space shuttle, right?  Anyway, I was watching the news tonight and they referred to it as a "flying trashcan."  
Why, you may very well be asking?
It appears that there was 2.5 tons of trash on board the International Space Station.  We, the United States of America, in all our great wisdom, had 2 choices.  1, we blast it off into space where it continues for infinity (not really, but what the hell, it's space and supposedly expanding at the speed of light, but that is some deep stuff that would take a long time to understand, intertwined with Big Bang shit, which could cause a religious argument and seeing as this is the comedy forum it is nothing I want to get in to), or 2, we take it down to the Earth inside the shuttle!
Guess what we chose.  That's right.  Let's take it down to our already polluted Earth so that we can toss it in a dump somewhere, if it doesn't burn up in the atmosphere with the shuttle, God I hope they get back alright.


What does you guys think about that ^^^?
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ubernewb

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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2005, 11:36:00 AM »

i know.. this is so retarded. why not just launch it straight at the sun? just burn it up..
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2005, 01:06:00 PM »

Welcome to politics, throw in some hippies, and you have clean outer-space...which no one in our life time (presumably) will ever see or be in.
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blagmaster

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2005, 04:31:00 PM »

Man politics, throw some random idiots together, BAM you have a government.
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xboxbox451

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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2005, 02:21:00 AM »

QUOTE(CattyKid @ Aug 6 2005, 12:35 AM)
Guess what we chose.  That's right.  Let's take it down to our already polluted Earth so that we can toss it in a dump somewhere, if it doesn't burn up in the atmosphere with the shuttle, God I hope they get back alright.
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CattyKid

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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2005, 05:20:00 PM »

QUOTE(xboxbox451 @ Aug 7 2005, 04:32 AM)
Thats space garbage. Screw chuckin it away.
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SICKdimension

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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2005, 01:20:00 AM »

Kinda reminds me of the 'rumor' that they spent $12 million to invent a 'space pen' that could write upside down, then the Russians just used a pencil.
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CattyKid

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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2005, 11:36:00 AM »

Oh, now that's horrible.




National
Aeronuatical
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CattyKid

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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2005, 04:01:00 PM »

Oh, I didn't say it wasn't funny, because it was, but it's still horrible.

Good news.
The shuttle landed okay.
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