Topic: Halo Porno Story (Read 125 times)

CamaroGuy · « **on:** May 20, 2004, 05:26:00 PM »

I found this link on a webpage that I go to alot.
Halo Porno Story

Not sure if this sohuld be posted here, but I find it amusing.

this is the little description from the beginning of the story.

Videogamebuyer14 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2004, 06:14:00 PM »

That is wrong on so many levels. Just... ech..

CamaroGuy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2004, 10:20:00 AM »

there has to be more than 1 person that "loves" halo!

Lorre · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2004, 10:53:00 AM »

You technically can't rape Cortana cause she's a computer program

How the hell are you gonna rape a hologram that's all bits and bytes?

deathx88 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2004, 11:32:00 AM »

holy shit

i did not need to read this
this should be locked

xboxdudeman · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2004, 11:52:00 AM »

Stupid beyond comprehension...

iwinulose · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2004, 12:00:00 PM »

this should be locked away andCamaroGuy, u need to watch wat u post
that wasnt even teh slightest bit funny (this is the comedy forum is it not?)
that was rong in almost every way possible
*gives CamaroGuy the nod of shame*

Fuzzy · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2004, 03:20:00 PM »

I am all for halo fandom (being considered at least a fanatic myself) but this is just sick. I've seen Halo porno pictures that weren't THAT bad. but this takes the cake.

CamaroGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2004, 02:28:00 AM »

I find it amusing because it's an erotic work of fiction about HALO!! Am I the only one that see's the humor in this? If I've offended anyone by posting this link I am truly sorry, it's just my sense of humor.

Intensecure · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2004, 02:56:00 AM »

Whoever took the time to write this trash, and I certainly didn't take the time to read it all, needs to go outside and breathe fresh air. Or stop taking drugs. Or get a girlfriend - although I think that is unlikely under the circs.

scotchtape · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2004, 08:05:00 AM »

lol i think it is friggin halarious and i am only 14, jesus christ i am still laughing

powercntrl · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2004, 04:21:00 PM »

I didn't read it but what I found hilarious was:

1. Someone was perverted enough to write it and post it online.
2. There are people out there that actually get their rocks off reading dirty videogame fan fiction*.

* This I already knew... You have not truly had your childhood innocence stolen until you inadvertantly stumble upon gay fanfiction art of Link. user posted image

moistness · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2004, 12:36:00 AM »

Priceless!!

thewickedjester · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2004, 06:53:00 PM »

i read 3 lines and never want to see anything like that again, wrong, on so many different levels. someone has way to much time on their hands

..[[ModBoxMaster]].. · « **Reply #14 on:** June 24, 2004, 07:37:00 PM »

cortana got a little to much then what she asked for...

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