hehehe, did i go anywhere? i wasnt gone.
...but im back, with a good joke too

well, a list actually, of things that you can only find in america...
1. a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
6. they have drive-up ATMs with Braille lettering.