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[darth_jarret]

, feel free to add some, but  keep the same format plz.

1. I will not yell "she's dead" during roll call.
2. Butt.com is not my e-mail address.
3. I will not sell my kidney on e-bay.
4. I will never win an Emmy.
5. I will not etc. etc. etc.
6. The boys' room is not a water park.
7. The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
8. Cursive writing does not mean what I think it means.
9. I will not mock Ms. Dumbface.
10. I will not belch the national anthem.
11. High explosives and school don't mix.
12. I will not bribe principal skinner.
13. I will not aim for the head.
14. This punishment is not boring and pointless.
15. I will not hide the teacher's Prozac.
16. I’m not Charlie brown on acid.
17. I will not give fish coffee.
18. Sandwiches should not have sand in them.
19. The pledge of allegiance does not end with "hail Satan".
20. A burp is not an answer.
21. I will not complain about the solution when I hear it.
22. I did not see Elvis.
23. I will not call my teacher "hot cakes”.
24. They are laughing at me, not with me.
25. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.
26. I will not fake my way through life.
27. I am not a 32-year-old woman.
29. I will not fake rabies (only aired in Canada).
30. The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
31. I will not Xerox my butt.
32. Mud is not one of the four food groups.
33. The truth is not out there.
34. I will not encourage others to fly.

darth_jarret

[Zero]

They have full lists on the internet.

[moistness]

QUOTE (Zero @ Feb 27 2004, 09:23 PM)

They have full lists on the internet.

Shit zero, who stole your dummy?

[Zero]

http://www.snpp.com/...d.openings.html