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lebriznon

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« on: February 25, 2004, 08:38:00 PM »
someone whip out the mike award.
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whiffin

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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2004, 12:51:00 AM »
doing an “Angry Dragon” on a girl:

Get a blow job from her, and the second you cum push her head down as far is it will go then hit her around the head. Then your cum will come out of her nose and she’ll look up at you angry. She’ll look like an angry dragon.

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iquid-!ce

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2004, 07:08:00 AM »
the bucking bronco

get her bent over on all fours doing her from behind then at the last minute grab hold of her hair lean forward and whisper in her ear that you slept with her sister.... then see if you can ride it out till you squirt
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2004, 01:11:00 PM »
can someone tell me how this stupid ass joke turned into a weird ass sex postion thread?
Oh ya and that pirate one where you bust a nut in her eye. I always thought it was called a Houdini because you make her think you came twice.
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Fuzzy

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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2004, 01:36:00 PM »
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. A man asks him what its doing and he says "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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CamaroGuy

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2004, 10:25:00 PM »
LOL to the steering wheel one.  BTW the bucking bronco is where u r doing her from behind and then u whisper in her ear that her sister likes that position as well, then you try and hold on for 8 seconds.
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blueinfinity

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2004, 10:35:00 PM »
wrong.. thats jsut all to wrong

i dont need to hear about sexual fantasy's thought up by geeks who read to many Bl0gs biggrin.gif  rotfl.gif
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EvilWays

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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2004, 10:19:00 PM »
Pink sock? Haven't heard that one...
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Videogamebuyer14

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« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2004, 08:28:00 PM »
Heh.

look at UrbanDictionary under ghonorrea "Yes, it's spelled wrong."

the clap

clap on.
clap off
clap on
clap off
the clapper
*clap clap*


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Emc1683

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« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2004, 11:27:00 PM »
Did ya read about the Pink Sock?? LOL
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