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[EYOB]

There are these two guys in a fighting hole, in Vietnam.  One of the guys says he needs to go take a dump.  So he leaves the foxhole....................................2 days pass by until he returns.  The guy that stayed in the foxholes asks, "Where the hell did u go man?"  The other guy replies, "O man, I met this fine Vietnamese chick man.  OMG she was so fine, we had mad sex.  I did her in the ass, the pusssy, the tits, all of it."  The other guy asks, "Hey man, did you get any head?"  The other responds with, "Nah, she didn't have one...."

While training with the Marine Corps, alot of jokes were told, it got to the point where the jokes stoped becoming funny, so forth many ppl started refering to nasty jokes.  But this time, instead of making us laugh, it made us think/laugh with disgust and horror.

[XxmutinyxX]

k, so how do you wipe your ass with one sheet (yes one square piece) of toilet paper

























































fold it in half twice, to make a triangle thing, then rip the corner off, save it
unfold it and there will be a hole
put your finger in the hole, then slide the toilet paper down your finger all the way
now wipe all the shit off your ass with that finger, then slide the toilet paper up your finger to get it all off
now with that piece you tore off the corner, use it to clean out under your fingernail

not exactly funny....i guess, maybe, but something my dad told was a joke he heard when he was in military

[sk8ermike6789]

 IT BURNS!!!!!

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