Topic: Nude Girls In Games (Read 169 times)

subteN · « **on:** January 05, 2004, 03:37:00 PM »

QUOTE (MagicTorch @ Jan 6 2004, 02:24 AM)

I play video games far too much and therefore do not have the time or personal hygeine to go out and get myself a girlfriend.

I'm getting very sexually frustrated as a result and therefore need to know about of as many instances of female nudity in videogames as possible.

It may be pixellated porn but you must understand that this is the closest I will ever get to a real woman - please help me urgently!

(Games that can be played with just one hand especially are appreciated)

*TIP!

Buy 1 game less each month, and go find yourself a hooker...

or

Buy 2 game less, and let one come over to your place, then you can play Xbox Games together

[AFTER YOU FUCKED THE BRAINS OUT OF HER]

WooHooooo

subteN

RedBizkit · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2004, 03:37:00 PM »

AHAHAHAHAH Thats the most funny thing ive ever heard!!

Im sorry

Sorry cant help you!!

sulfur · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2004, 05:42:00 PM »

i'm sure these a few XS girls here still, try having a XBL date.

FunkmaztafoX · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2004, 05:46:00 PM »

my god this is the funniest post in the world.

rob1309 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2004, 07:59:00 PM »

yes this is a pretty funny thread lol
was bout to goto sleep and i stumbled onto this

wonder how many chicks really are on these boards cuz chicks i know that play games don't know anything bout this site for some reason
it's only my favorite site ever...
once again, tired i am, ignore if i made no sense
/me sets mode +m

FunkmaztafoX · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2004, 08:36:00 PM »

MagicTorch, the DOAXtreme Beach Volleyball has a nudity patch

GaijinPunch · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2004, 09:40:00 PM »

Poor sucker probably didn't lock his PC when he went to take a dump at work.

lookformeb · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2004, 09:49:00 PM »

I think he forgot to add the part about how he also wants a game with extreme, contant vibration..

XeroKitsune · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2004, 10:39:00 PM »

QUOTE (MagicTorch @ Jan 5 2004, 07:24 PM)

I play video games far too much and therefore do not have the time or personal hygeine to go out and get myself a girlfriend.

I'm getting very sexually frustrated as a result and therefore need to know about of as many instances of female nudity in videogames as possible.

It may be pixellated porn but you must understand that this is the closest I will ever get to a real woman - please help me urgently!

(Games that can be played with just one hand especially are appreciated)

Tech tv had a article for this, Can't Get a Girl? Try a Dating Sim.

BlackBunny · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2004, 01:45:00 AM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO So funny i was crying

You sick monkey should follow subteN's advice

alaska2k3 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2004, 05:05:00 PM »

Magic....I feel like buying you a blow-up doll....Just.

..

..Wow...

.

SSJDemon · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2004, 07:36:00 PM »

QUOTE (lookformeb @ Jan 6 2004, 02:49 AM)

I think he forgot to add the part about how he also wants a game with extreme, contant vibration..

Halo!!!!!

Or.......

not

Juggerbot · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2004, 07:54:00 PM »

BMXXX?

brandogg · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2004, 07:55:00 PM »

BMX XXX for Gamecube and Xbox both show lots of boobies in the cinemas. There are ton of PC games and arcade games that have nudity. Make sure you buy some lotion, and extra strength Kleenex.

lordvader129 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2004, 08:07:00 PM »

QUOTE (FunkmaztafoX @ Jan 5 2004, 11:36 PM)

MagicTorch, the DOAXtreme Beach Volleyball has a nudity patch

and the sick thing is the game is so simplistic you can play it with one hand (im serious, just keep hitting A)

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