Topic: Riddles (Read 942 times)

vesebr · « **Reply #45 on:** January 06, 2004, 12:39:00 PM »

did the brits have planes in WW1?

I LOVE THE TOPIC BTW..

BUT I KNEW HALF OF EM ALREADY

awwwwwwwwww damn sorry for the caps

ThreeEyedFish · « **Reply #46 on:** January 06, 2004, 12:42:00 PM »

QUOTE (vesebr @ Jan 6 2004, 11:39 PM)

did the brits have planes in WW1?

I LOVE THE TOPIC BTW..

BUT I KNEW HALF OF EM ALREADY

awwwwwwwwww damn sorry for the caps

I believe they did, if not then change it to 'soldier'. That's not the solution.

sk8ermike6789 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 06, 2004, 01:58:00 PM »

QUOTE (LepPpeR @ Jan 6 2004, 01:08 PM)

QUOTE (xBaNaNaEv0LuTiOnx @ Jan 6 2004, 04:07 PM)

QUOTE (LepPpeR @ Jan 6 2004, 08:57 PM)

A man road into town on his horse friday, spent 3 days in town then left on a friday. How is that possible?

the horse's name was friday?

very good

you shoulda capitalized "Friday" then

Chicken Scratch Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** January 06, 2004, 02:27:00 PM »

QUOTE (ThreeEyedFish @ Jan 6 2004, 02:06 PM)

In 1927 a local british newspaper posted this add:
"Tomorrow, 14-April-1927, We'll be having a memorial service to the pilot, Captain John Smith, who died in world war one, ten years ago.
The service will be held in the church on Main street.
Family and friends are invited."

This can't be true. Why?

they called it "the great war" until ww2 was coined in the 40s/50s

Chicken Scratch Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** January 06, 2004, 02:31:00 PM »

QUOTE (Boozy @ Jan 5 2004, 02:32 PM)

Also, one day when I was traveling to Saint Eve's, I met a man with seven wives.
Every wive had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats.
How many cats, sacks and wives were traveling to St. Ives?

none were going to st. ives, they were all going to st eve's

any on eget that one yet

Fuzzy · « **Reply #50 on:** January 06, 2004, 03:06:00 PM »

Still noone got mine, come on its so easy, im gonna post the answer soon.

sk8ermike6789 · « **Reply #51 on:** January 06, 2004, 06:23:00 PM »

QUOTE (Fuzzy @ Jan 6 2004, 05:06 PM)

Still noone got mine, come on its so easy, im gonna post the answer soon.

OH! their names were "Dead"

EDITED FOR THEY'RE, THERE, and THEIR

ThreeEyedFish · « **Reply #52 on:** January 06, 2004, 09:09:00 PM »

QUOTE (Chicken Scratch Boy @ Jan 7 2004, 01:27 AM)

they called it "the great war" until ww2 was coined in the 40s/50s

Correct !

DuDeR MaN · « **Reply #53 on:** January 07, 2004, 03:19:00 AM »

QUOTE (Towelie13 @ Jan 6 2004, 04:15 PM)

For the one with Sarah dead with glass

Sarah is a fish the aquarium broke ?

yep, o get into more detail the wind form the open window blew it ofgf the shelf but you got it.

DuDeR MaN · « **Reply #54 on:** January 07, 2004, 03:22:00 AM »

QUOTE (Spency234 @ Jan 6 2004, 04:41 PM)

One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancells his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

"one MORNING".... "NIGHT watchman"... pretty simple why he was fired..

DuDeR MaN · « **Reply #55 on:** January 07, 2004, 03:26:00 AM »

QUOTE (ThreeEyedFish @ Jan 7 2004, 02:09 AM)

QUOTE (Chicken Scratch Boy @ Jan 7 2004, 01:27 AM)

they called it "the great war" until ww2 was coined in the 40s/50s

Correct !

that involves to much knowledge for me.

I'm going to have to find the mastermind card game I use to have.. it contains about 3000 good riddles... and about 2000 shitty ones.

moistness · « **Reply #56 on:** January 07, 2004, 03:30:00 AM »

QUOTE (Fuzzy @ Jan 5 2004, 09:41 PM)

There is a massive train crash but thankfully noone was killed, but two on the train were dead, how is this possible? (They were not deceased before entering the train)

they died after boarding the train, but before the crash?

rx8gt · « **Reply #57 on:** January 07, 2004, 03:10:00 PM »

here's one my friend told me and i thought for hours, but couldn't get it.

the guy that made it, doesn't want it.
the guy that wants it, doesn't need it.
the guy that needs it, doesn't know it.

what is it?

Fuzzy · « **Reply #58 on:** January 07, 2004, 03:46:00 PM »

QUOTE (sk8ermike6789 @ Jan 6 2004, 11:23 PM)

QUOTE (Fuzzy @ Jan 6 2004, 05:06 PM)

Still noone got mine, come on its so easy, im gonna post the answer soon.

OH! their names were "Dead"

EDITED FOR THEY'RE, THERE, and THEIR

Mr. and Mrs. Dead were riding the train at the time of the incident

Chicken Scratch Boy · « **Reply #59 on:** January 07, 2004, 04:09:00 PM »

QUOTE (rx8gt @ Jan 7 2004, 05:10 PM)

here's one my friend told me and i thought for hours, but couldn't get it.

the guy that made it, doesn't want it.
the guy that wants it, doesn't need it.
the guy that needs it, doesn't know it.

what is it?

a coffin

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