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modderman2

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Fucking Car Dealers
« on: November 22, 2003, 10:20:00 PM »
today in the mail my parnts recieved a car remote to unlock the doors of a car. but before we saw if this was true i opened it. just as i thought fake so we went and threw it at the car we were to recieve. they told us to pay for it but wy should we pay for a car we should have had. delete this post if you want to, but all im saying is if you get a car remote in the mail. do as i did.
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WaRnINg|

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Fucking Car Dealers
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2003, 11:17:00 AM »
Car dealers are no good i hate me all.. they will tell you what ever you wanna here just to make a sale
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whozyodaddy

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Fucking Car Dealers
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2003, 09:12:00 AM »
Hoppy i swear to god man you find out some of the best damned advatars i've seen!
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xXHasek99

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Fucking Car Dealers
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2003, 01:21:00 AM »
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moistness

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Fucking Car Dealers
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2003, 11:34:00 PM »
QUOTE (xXHasek99 @ Nov 26 2003, 11:21 AM)
car dealers are just doing their job... it's like calling army recruiters motherfookers just because they lie to you about what you get...  sad.gif

Hasek

are you a car dealer by any chance?
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Novahux

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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2003, 12:52:00 AM »
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( i hate to defend car dealers, but isn't it obvious that only the winner would have the real remote )
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majikrealm187

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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2003, 03:03:00 PM »
Dude modderman2 has a cool avatar.
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LEDHaywire

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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2003, 04:09:00 PM »
Here is my take on Car Dealers

Manipulation = Money

Smile = Trust

Handshake = Fuck Off

Bad Credit = Higher points on Loan

Down Payment = Mindfuck #1

Contract = Mindfuck #2, Last minute to explain extra bullshit costs you did not ask for

The face of shock = Showing the dealer $40,000 in $100 bills and saying "I aint paying 10 points to finance this car", dealer says fine......sells me the car for $37,500....and throws in a better stereo, The Club, and a shitty keychain with the dealerships logo/phone #

Car inspection = $15 ( Hookup )
Drivers Courses = $800
EZ-Pass = $40 a month
License plates ( Custom ) $80

The look on my ex girlfriends face as I pulled up in my brand new Lexus RX300 and flipped the bird = Unbelievably priceless...then she called me 20 times on my cell phone about an hour later...I kept hanging up...and up...and up

Dont be afraid of dealers, your best bet is to act like a dick with them and be smart, do your research. Let them know you aint nothing to fuck with and they wont try to fuck you. Make them stutter and you know you have done your job
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