Topic: Nerdy Joke: Not Funny But... (Read 182 times)

gcskate27 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2003, 07:47:00 PM »

well im glad i, or should i say "my reputation", could help sk8ermike... which one of my "super-cool" group of friends was it?

sk8ermike6789 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2003, 08:56:00 PM »

Chicken Scratch Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2003, 09:45:00 PM »

Large Dopant white · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2003, 09:55:00 PM »

I can imagine it now....
Sk8ermike: "Yo d00ds, check this sh#t out!!!!! It's a joke!!!"
1st male (sighs loudly): "Oh, God, Mike, stop with the goddamn jokes already. You come in here every fucking day and tell some lame-ass joke you heard from your 10-year-old brother... don't you notice that everyone stares at you?"
Sk8ermike: "0H N0S, theyve laughing! I swear!!!!!! Im just ultracooL~!"
2nd male (leans over, pissed off): "If you tell another joke Mike, I will beat your ass."
Sk8ermike (ignoring threat): "Ok. OK! Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?"
1st male: "To get to the other side, retard. Shut up."
2nd male: "For real. Just shut the fuck up already."
Sk8ermike (confused): "Uhhh.... no.... dumbass! LEMME FINISH!!! To, uh..... buy tampons for the President!!!" (Laughs loudly and obnoxiously)
2nd male: "That's fucking it. You're red paste, asshole."
Sk8ermike: "You just dont get it lamer!!! Teh guys at XB0x-scene think I'm the next BERNIE MAC!!!!"
(2nd male proceeds to beat his ass.)
Sk8ermike (between the fury of fists): "LOLOLOLOLOL!!! My brain is so big and I can read out of a book and get into the honors class! Im intelligent!!! LOLOLOLOL!"

Lame, but not much lamer than your jokes.

gcskate27 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 01, 2003, 07:13:00 AM »

sk8ermike6789 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 02, 2003, 12:48:00 PM »

QUOTE (Large Dopant white @ Oct 31 2003, 11:55 PM)

I can imagine it now....
Sk8ermike: "Yo d00ds, check this sh#t out!!!!! It's a joke!!!"
1st male (sighs loudly): "Oh, God, Mike, stop with the goddamn jokes already. You come in here every fucking day and tell some lame-ass joke you heard from your 10-year-old brother... don't you notice that everyone stares at you?"
Sk8ermike: "0H N0S, theyve laughing! I swear!!!!!! Im just ultracooL~!"
2nd male (leans over, pissed off): "If you tell another joke Mike, I will beat your ass."
Sk8ermike (ignoring threat): "Ok. OK! Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?"
1st male: "To get to the other side, retard. Shut up."
2nd male: "For real. Just shut the fuck up already."
Sk8ermike (confused): "Uhhh.... no.... dumbass! LEMME FINISH!!! To, uh..... buy tampons for the President!!!" (Laughs loudly and obnoxiously)
2nd male: "That's fucking it. You're red paste, asshole."
Sk8ermike: "You just dont get it lamer!!! Teh guys at XB0x-scene think I'm the next BERNIE MAC!!!!"
(2nd male proceeds to beat his ass.)
Sk8ermike (between the fury of fists): "LOLOLOLOLOL!!! My brain is so big and I can read out of a book and get into the honors class! Im intelligent!!! LOLOLOLOL!"

Lame, but not much lamer than your jokes.

woah, do you go to my skool?

DuDeR MaN · « **Reply #21 on:** November 02, 2003, 02:49:00 PM »

QUOTE (gcskate27 @ Nov 1 2003, 12:13 PM)

but one horse was black and the other was white.... get it?

lmao! you just made my day man.

whiffin · « **Reply #22 on:** November 05, 2003, 08:30:00 AM »

sk8ermike6789 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 05, 2003, 01:47:00 PM »

QUOTE

pPl +h@+ 741k l337 $p34K r pHuCK1n9 r3+@Rd5

that?.... i get it

Large Dopant white · « **Reply #24 on:** November 05, 2003, 09:09:00 PM »

QUOTE (sk8ermike6789 @ Nov 5 2003, 11:47 PM)

QUOTE

pPl +h@+ 741k l337 $p34K r pHuCK1n9 r3+@Rd5

that?.... i get it

Then what does it say?
I'm sure you find kinship in that quote.

sk8ermike6789 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 06, 2003, 03:05:00 PM »

QUOTE (Large Dopant white @ Nov 5 2003, 11:09 PM)

QUOTE (sk8ermike6789 @ Nov 5 2003, 11:47 PM)

QUOTE

pPl +h@+ 741k l337 $p34K r pHuCK1n9 r3+@Rd5

that?.... i get it

Then what does it say?
I'm sure you find kinship in that quote.

hehehe, good one

lebriznon · « **Reply #26 on:** November 06, 2003, 05:48:00 PM »

heres what i see it as (ive never done this b4, but this is what i think it says):
people that talk elite speak are F***ing retarded. correct? no?

TheMuffinMan · « **Reply #27 on:** December 02, 2003, 06:38:00 PM »

QUOTE

I can imagine it now....
Sk8ermike: "Yo d00ds, check this sh#t out!!!!! It's a joke!!!"
1st male (sighs loudly): "Oh, God, Mike, stop with the goddamn jokes already. You come in here every fucking day and tell some lame-ass joke you heard from your 10-year-old brother... don't you notice that everyone stares at you?"
Sk8ermike: "0H N0S, theyve laughing! I swear!!!!!! Im just ultracooL~!"
2nd male (leans over, pissed off): "If you tell another joke Mike, I will beat your ass."
Sk8ermike (ignoring threat): "Ok. OK! Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?"
1st male: "To get to the other side, retard. Shut up."
2nd male: "For real. Just shut the fuck up already."
Sk8ermike (confused): "Uhhh.... no.... dumbass! LEMME FINISH!!! To, uh..... buy tampons for the President!!!" (Laughs loudly and obnoxiously)
2nd male: "That's fucking it. You're red paste, asshole."
Sk8ermike: "You just dont get it lamer!!! Teh guys at XB0x-scene think I'm the next BERNIE MAC!!!!"
(2nd male proceeds to beat his ass.)
Sk8ermike (between the fury of fists): "LOLOLOLOLOL!!! My brain is so big and I can read out of a book and get into the honors class! Im intelligent!!! LOLOLOLOL!"

had me laughing

SKoT · « **Reply #28 on:** December 03, 2003, 08:32:00 AM »

QUOTE (lebriznon @ Nov 7 2003, 03:48 AM)

heres what i see it as (ive never done this b4, but this is what i think it says):
people that talk elite speak are F***ing retarded. correct? no?

thats wut i got out of it also

the_ladie's_logarithm · « **Reply #29 on:** December 07, 2003, 05:43:00 PM »

How many IBM CPUs does it take to push a bit in the registry?
33. One to hold the bit still, and 32 to pull the registry.

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