OK, so there's this guy and he is 56 years old and retired so everyday he goes golfing but he really sucks.
This one day he is teeing off when he hears *Ribbit* 9 Iron *Ribbit* 9 Iron so he takes out his 9 Iron and gets a whole in one. Next hole he gets stuck in the sandtrap and he hears *Ribbit* Chipper *Ribbit* Chipper so he takes out his chipper and gets it in 1 shot.
So now the guy is like holy shit and he sees the frog that is saying this stuff and he grabs him and tells him he will take him wherever he wants so the frog says *Ribbit* Vegas *Ribbit* Vegas, so they drive down to Vegas and the guy says to the frog, I have 4000 dollars and i will put it all on whatever game you want. The frog says *Ribbit* Roulette *Ribbit* Roulette so the guy goes to the roulette tables and ask the frog what number and the frog says *Ribbit* 6 *Ribbit* 6. The ball lands on 6 and the guy wins $1,000,000. The man buys a hotel room for the frog and says he can stay there for as long as he wants. The guy brings the frog to the room and asks the frog what he wants and the frog say *Ribbit* Kiss *Ribbit* Kiss so the guy says what the hell you are my lucky frog. The guy kisses the frog and it turns into a beautiful 15 year old girl. And your Honor that is how that 15 year old girl ended up in my hotel room!!!!!!!!
