a teacher is leaving school so all the children buy her presents, the little boy whose father is a butcher brings her some meat. the girl whose mother is a florist brings her some flowers. the boy whose father is the pub owner gives her a box, the teacher sees it is leaking, she wipes her finger on the leak & tastes it, is it wine? she asks, no says the boy, she licks again, is is champagne? she asks, no says the boy, well what is it? the teacher asks, the boy replies - A PUPPY
