SmarterChild: What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Killerbomb, type "none.")
Killerbomb: saddam
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Saddam now.
Do you go to school?
Killerbomb: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Killerbomb: i used to, till the us blew up my countrt
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: no
SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
Killerbomb: killer or rapist
SmarterChild: Killer rapist, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
Killerbomb: killing americans
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: killing homos
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: ok. raping your mom
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: sticking it in chanman
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: i dont have one then asshole
SmarterChild: That's OK.
Do you have a pet?
Killerbomb: a nuclear bomb
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Killerbomb: a nuclear bomb
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: o
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: i also have a woman whoes chained up. is that a pet
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Killerbomb: skip it then
SmarterChild: OK!
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Killerbomb: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, an encyclopedia and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, trivia, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like planner, conversions and a thesaurus
5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
Where would you like to go?
Killerbomb: to president bushes room
SmarterChild: President on August 22nd, 2003:
George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present)
Killerbomb: it wont be present that much longer
SmarterChild: Are you sure it won't be present that much longer?
Killerbomb: o yeah
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Killerbomb: goo
Killerbomb: haha
Killerbomb: are u dead
Killerbomb: sweet
SmarterChild: I know about Goo. He is a musician. I've been learning about musicians like Goo.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Goo? He is...
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Killerbomb: shut the fuck up
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Killerbomb: fuck u
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Saddam.
Killerbomb: haha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Killerbomb: u
SmarterChild: What can I say, I like to entertain.
Killerbomb: bye
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
Killerbomb: i gonna kill someone now
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. You are going to kill someone? I'm surprised that you are going to kill someone.
