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4me2

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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2003, 09:53:00 AM »
QUOTE (vesebr @ Aug 16 2003, 06:47 PM)
i actually understand what she said on the site...

Its hebrew which i unfortunately dont understand yet but she speaks english too.

Has a golden voice though. smile.gif
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alikaz

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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2003, 04:58:00 PM »
QUOTE (logan6988 @ Aug 15 2003, 06:39 PM)
If a jew ever tells you that his grandpa died in the holocaust, say: so did mine, he fell off a guardtower.  laugh.gif

hahahahahhaha lol thats kinda mean but we are jokein rite? lol
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4me2

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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2003, 02:12:00 AM »
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logan6988

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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2003, 10:51:00 AM »
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alikaz Posted on Aug 17 2003, 12:58 AM
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If a jew ever tells you that his grandpa died in the holocaust, say: so did mine, he fell off a guardtower.   


hahahahahhaha lol thats kinda mean but we are jokein rite? lol  


yea we would be jokin, lol
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bombzhome

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« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2003, 09:06:00 AM »
QUOTE (FIREitUP @ Aug 14 2003, 04:06 PM)
im somewhat offended because im jewish about the holocaust jokes, please do not joke about that, its not funny at all.
anyways what happens when a jew walks into a wall with a boner?
he breaks his nose!

AHAHA.. your jewish.. and there's this thread that makes fun of your religion.. that cracks me up even more.. Now I make fun of you even MORE!  laugh.gif
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bombzhome

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« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2003, 06:20:00 AM »
QUOTE (FIREitUP @ Aug 20 2003, 10:03 AM)
QUOTE (bombzhome @ Aug 19 2003, 01:06 PM)
QUOTE (FIREitUP @ Aug 14 2003, 04:06 PM)
im somewhat offended because im jewish about the holocaust jokes, please do not joke about that, its not funny at all.
anyways what happens when a jew walks into a wall with a boner?
he breaks his nose!

AHAHA.. your jewish.. and there's this thread that makes fun of your religion.. that cracks me up even more.. Now I make fun of you even MORE!  laugh.gif

hmm what would bombz do in this case?
reported post.  anti-semite.

Oh wow.. your gonna report a post of ONE lil' jewish comment when this thread is full of people who obviously dislike jews.. its PERFECTLY normal!
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Xeero

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« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2003, 06:28:00 AM »
This thread is a gray area to begin with, but anyone with an iota of social responsibility knows how to handle it.

My guess is that the original intent was for people to make light-hearted fun with respect to Jewish stereotypes.  I'm certain that it was NOT created so that people could sling perverse cracks about the history surrounding the Holocaust, with such remarks targeting the ethnicity victimized by such genocide.

Keep the jokes friendly.  Anymore inappropriate material will be removed.
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« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2003, 09:01:00 AM »
Sure i can agree with you that some of those jokes are a bit harsh. but i find this one a bit funny :

Q: What's the fastest thing in the world?
A: Jew on a bicycle through berlin.
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bombzhome

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« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2003, 09:21:00 AM »
QUOTE (telamon @ Aug 20 2003, 01:01 PM)
Sure i can agree with you that some of those jokes are a bit harsh. but i find this one a bit funny :

Q: What's the fastest thing in the world?
A: Jew on a bicycle through berlin.

AHAHAHA.. LOL!.. thats hella funny dude...  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  jester.gif
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vesebr

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« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2003, 04:33:00 PM »
^^^   amen to that...


Which reminds me...


why do we say amen and not awomen?

i dunno but its the same reason we sing hyms (hims) not hers.
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Mad_Gouki

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« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2003, 04:38:00 PM »
my moms kinda jewish... YOU MONSTER!
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SeaBass

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« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2003, 07:59:00 AM »
Here's a couple:

A jewish grandmother and her grandson were taking a walk down the beach.  All of a sudden, a large wave comes on shore and sweeps the grandson out to sea.  The grandmother immediately drops to her knees and says, "God, why would you do such a horrible thing!  My grandson is the most precious thing in the world to me.  Please bring him back!"  A few moments go by and another wave comes ashore and puts her grandson back on the beach.  Elated, the grandmother runs over to her grandson and hugs him tightly.  She looks him over, frowns, looks upward and yells, "He had a hat!"

(kinda dumb, but oh well)

Why do jewish men get circumcised?
They like everything 20% off.
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LepPpeR

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« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2003, 09:59:00 AM »
This thread is so pointless.  What do you people get out of making fun of a religon or race.  seriously, is there a point?

LepPpeR

I am protestant - what does that make me?
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Carnavore

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« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2003, 10:06:00 AM »
you already told us, a protestant
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Xeero

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« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2003, 10:10:00 AM »
QUOTE (LepPpeR @ Aug 22 2003, 01:59 PM)
This thread is so pointless.  What do you people get out of making fun of a religon or race.  seriously, is there a point?

LepPpeR

I am protestant - what does that make me?

I think a lot of these posts are Jews cracking Jewish jokes.  There's something to be said for self-deprecating humor.
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