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[vesebr]

In days of old
when knights were bold
before toilets had been invented...
you did your load
on the side of the road
and walked away contented

[Videogamebuyer14]

QUOTE (vesebr @ Jul 22 2003, 05:27 PM)

There was a young lady of Ryde, Who ate some green apples and died; The apples fermented Inside the lamented And made cider inside her inside. The once was a young artist called Saint, Who swallowed some samples of paint; All shades of the spectrum Flowed out of his rectum With a colorful lack of restraint. There was a hillbilly named Shaw Who envied his maw and paw. To share in their life He adopted his wife And became his own father-in-law. There was a young lady from Lynn Who was sunk in original sin. When they said, "Do be good," She replied, "If I could... But I'd do wrong right over again." There was a young fellow of Leeds Who swallowed six packets of seeds. In a month, silly ass, He was covered with grass, And he couldn't sit down for the weeds. A cat in despondency sighed, And resolved to commit suicide. She passed under the wheels Of eight automobiles And after the ninth one she died.

Some of those are good....

[lortext]

There once was a lady from Texas,
who was having some gender complexes
She sighed and she sawed,
and at once she was awed,
when deciding to sleep with both sexes.