Jose was having problems at work. Mainly, he was late almost every day. His boss approached him and asked him what was going on. He replied, "Sorry, boss. I can't sleep at night. You know, I have very little space, and I'm REALLY stressed out. I'm trying to bet my Green Card, and the INS stuff is really tough you know." So the boss came back with, "Jose, you know what I do when I'm stressed? I make sure I get a nice head-pop from my wife. It really eases the tension."
So, the next day rolls around, and once again, Jose is late. Jose calls into work to tell his boss he'll be a little late. The boss says, "Jose, WTF? You're late AGAIN?!" Jose then replied, "Hey, sorry, boss, I take your advice! You got nice house!"
