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GaijinPunch

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« on: July 14, 2003, 08:54:00 PM »
There's a chicken in a barn.  Feeling a bit lonely, he spies an egg across the barn.  He walks over, and just fucks the shit out of this egg.  You'd never seen anything like it.  I mean a really good showing to.  Anyways, he finishes, kicks back, lights up a cigarette, and says, "Well, I guess we solved that one!".







Think about it a bit before you axe me about the punchline.
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Fokus

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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2003, 09:06:00 PM »
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ahhh yeah thats a damn good one!

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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2003, 09:07:00 PM »
QUOTE (GaijinPunch @ Jul 15 2003, 02:54 PM)
There's a chicken in a barn.  Feeling a bit lonely, he spies an egg across the barn.  He walks over, and just fucks the shit out of this egg.  You'd never seen anything like it.  I mean a really good showing to.  Anyways, he finishes, kicks back, lights up a cigarette, and says, "Well, I guess we solved that one!".







Think about it a bit before you axe me about the punchline.

You mean a roster see's an egg .... right ?

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Fokus

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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2003, 09:20:00 PM »
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You mean a roster see's an egg .... right ?


Whats a roster? Never heard of one of those  blink.gif
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GaijinPunch

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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2003, 09:50:00 PM »
In these days of sexual identity, it really doesn't matter does it? IE - a girl can fuck another girl... at least in terms of modern vocabulary.

The joke doesn't work w/ a rooster either... or a roster for that matter.
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Zero

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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2003, 10:22:00 PM »
The chicken "came" befor the egg.
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GaijinPunch

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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2003, 12:07:00 AM »
Dat's it!
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2003, 02:41:00 AM »
Zero beat to to it. Chicken cum's before the egg
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2003, 02:57:00 AM »
smile.gif Im glad theres a comedy forum...
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2003, 10:42:00 AM »
Pretty funny...
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alikaz

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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2003, 05:01:00 AM »
^^^^^^^^^u jus killed it^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2003, 01:56:00 PM »
QUOTE (UberJim @ Jul 31 2003, 11:18 PM)
The egg came before the chicken, as the chicken had to be born in the first place.  The chicken as we know it evolved from some sort of proto-chicken through numerous generations.  The modern chicken, different from its predecessor came from an egg, thus, the egg came before the chicken.

Take a moment to ponder that one eh?

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RinGz

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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2003, 10:18:00 AM »
QUOTE (Fokus @ Jul 14 2003, 11:20 PM)
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You mean a roster see's an egg .... right ?


Whats a roster? Never heard of one of those  blink.gif

I  laugh.gif  a little more at this comment than the joke itself
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