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survivorejam

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« on: July 14, 2003, 11:13:00 AM »
Three guys walk into a bar ... you'd think one of them would have seen it !
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2003, 02:51:00 PM »
One man tells a joke.... you think somebody would laugh?
NO
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2003, 02:46:00 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2003, 02:52:00 AM »
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survivorejam

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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2003, 07:53:00 AM »
three guys decide to cross the Simpson desert ...
First one takes as much fruit as he can carry cause fruit is a good source of water and nutritien ...
Second guy takes as much water as he can carry ...
Third guy drags along a car door .

After 5 days they have eaten all the fruit , and drunk all the water and are now dying of thirst.
First guy stagers forward and falls in a heap into the hot sand , second guy is also strugling ... They both look back at third guy still draging the car door : first guy yells out "hey third guy , I brought fruit here and second guy here brought water ... but why on earth did you bring that car door ?"
third guy yells back "well it's for when I get hot : I can wind the window down and get some cool air !"

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survivorejam

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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2003, 08:03:00 AM »
Well now the three are really f___d and have bearly enough energy left to even breath ... when all of a sudden the third guy trips over on something shinny in the sand ...
All three of them unearth an oil lamp , then they rub it (you never now) and a genie appears ... "Because you three dicovered me I will give you one wish each !"

So the first guy says "Oh mate I wish I was back home in my swimming pool sipping on an ice cold coke with all my freinds over for a BBQ !" and ZAP he's gone from the desert and is now in his pool ...
Second guy says "I wish I was high up in the Blue mountains in my chalet where it's cold and snowing and just my woman and I were there drinking ice cold beers" and ZAP he's gone off to his romantic challet ....

Third guy looks around ... scratches his head and says "Boy , I sure miss my friends , I wish they were back ..." ZAP !
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2003, 07:40:00 PM »
If a joke bombs in a forum, and noone cares, does that joke make a sound?
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survivorejam

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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2003, 07:59:00 PM »
QUOTE (Boozy @ Jul 16 2003, 01:40 PM)
If a joke bombs in a forum, and noone cares, does that joke make a sound?

well your the resident expert here so why don't you answer your own retorical question for us ?

duh !  smile.gif
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2003, 08:57:00 PM »
the first joke is funnier with blondes and a building (3 blondes walk into a building...)

because you ALWAYS know where the bar joke is going to go
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2003, 01:46:00 AM »
QUOTE (brahm2 @ Jul 16 2003, 02:57 PM)
the first joke is funnier with blondes and a building (3 blondes walk into a building...)

because you ALWAYS know where the bar joke is going to go

much of a muchness imo...
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survivorejam

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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2003, 08:00:00 AM »
well I intended the joke to be about "3 guys walk into a bar" jokes ...

I have never cut/paste a joke into a thread , ever : I prefer to write them myself ... Some I have made up but mostly they are jokes and stories I've heard through the years . I have a LOT of jokes but mostly can't be bothered typing them all out ...
The skill in telling jokes is timeing , timeing is everything : even the funiest joke in the world can be ruined by poor timeing ...
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