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phantazma1

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Superman's Adventure
« on: July 13, 2003, 12:58:00 PM »
Superman was horny one day flying over Metropolis. He finds Lois Lane laying down naked on one of the rooftops. So he was thinking to himself, "Hmmm, since i'm faster than a speeding bullet, i can just fly on top of her, do my thing, and leave without her noticing". So, he flies on top of her, humps her 10000 times in a nanosecond, and flies away. "ahhhhhh, that was good...." he says. meanwhile back at the rooftop, lois lane opens her eyes and says, "what the hell was that?". and the Invisible Man says "I dunno, but my ass is on FIRE!!"

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Videogamebuyer14

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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2003, 01:36:00 PM »
Hehe. Good one.
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whozyodaddy

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2003, 02:31:00 PM »
lol good one. this is how i hear it:

Superman gets a day off and he wants to go to a bar. He calls Batman to see if he is free. "Hey Batman you wanna go to a bar get a couple of beers and pick up some women?" "I can't I have to take care of Robin he's sick." So Superman decided to call Spiderman. "You want to go out tonight?" "I can't I have a date." So Superman says to himself, I guess I'll go over to Wonderwomen's house. So he arrives at her house and lands on her balcony and see's her naked on the bed with her legs open and he says to himself, Since I'm Superman I'll just go in there and do my "superthing" superfast. So he went in, did his "superthing" superfast and left satisfied.(Back at Wonderwomen's house,)"Did you hear something invisibleman?" "No, but my ass sure hurts!"
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2003, 04:11:00 AM »
phantazma1,who are those great looking asian girls,I hope they are all your sisters laugh.gif
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2003, 08:32:00 AM »
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phantazma1

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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2003, 10:04:00 AM »
QUOTE (Hammy @ Jul 14 2003, 06:11 AM)
phantazma1,who are those great looking asian girls,I hope they are all your sisters laugh.gif

lol  biggrin.gif

it's all the same girl!!!
her name is Boa, my favourite korean singer.
and yes, i wish she was my sister... blink.gif  laugh.gif
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