A guy is walking along a beach in Hawaii and stumbles across a lamp. He rubs it, and out comes a genie. The genie, a bit bothered by being awoken says, "Look, I'm sick of this. I'm busy. You get one wish, and only one wish. Don't blow it."
The man thinks a bit, and says, "I've always been too afraid to fly to visit the mainland. There's so much to see and do, but I just can't do it. Can you make a freeway from here to California so I could drive?".
The genie rolls his eyes and replies, "Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what it takes to build 2000 mile freeway? You need the materials for the bridge! And each of the pillars has to go down INTO the ocean floor! What if there's a wreck?! Forget it it - you're nuts, you'll just have to choose something else."
So the guy thinks a bit and says, "Well, I've never really had good luck with women. I just don't seem to understand them and they don't understand me. I'd like you to make it so that men and women just get along, and so there won't be this barrier in the way all the time, so they can always understand each other."
The genie then looked at him and said, "You want 2 lanes or 4?"
