A rich man and a poor man engage is small talk while waiting to cross the street around Christmas time.
Poor Man: Are you finished with your Christmas shopping?
Rich Man: Yes, I just finished shopping for my wife.
Poor Man: I just finished shopping for my wife as well. What did you get yours?
Rich Man: I got her a diamond ring and a new Mercedes Benz.
Poor Man: Why did you get her both?
Rich Man: I figured if she didnt like the ring she would still be happy returning it in her new Mercedes.
Poor Man: (Nods in agreement)
Rich Man: What did you get your wife?
Poor Man: I got her some slippers and a dildo.
Rich Man: Why did you get her both of those?
Poor Man: I figured that if she didnt like the slippers she could go fuck herself.
Kroz
