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jNeezy

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« on: July 07, 2003, 12:09:00 PM »
Britney's BoyZ

After the MTV Movie Awards everyone is on there way out after a great show.  Collin Pharel, Justin Timberlake, Fred Durst, & Michael Jackson all unexpectedly end up next to each other in the Bathroom.  Collin is on the 1st stall, Justin on the 2nd, Fred on the 3rd, and M.J. is squatting on the bowl while he takes a piss.  As the guys whip out there shit to take a piss they notice each other and they all move towards the stall as if to hide the size of their member.  In all of their heads they are all thinking the same thing.  (I fucked Britney way better than that dude cuz my dicks bigger)  Colin looked over a Fred and noticed he was trying to look at his dick, so he said:

Colin: Like what ya see Durst?(And then whipped it out for him)

Fred: I got you beat Colin, my Nookie's better(Whips his dick out)

Justin: Sorry guys I got both you chumps beat(Whips his dick out & is the winner)

After they were all done with sizing eachother up.  Michael Jackson moonwalks out of the shitter and says:

Michael: Sorry guys but I got you all beat.

Colin, Fred, & Justin stand there baffled.

Justin: You never even fucked Britney.

Michael: Yes I did.

Colin: When?

Michael: I had the biggest dick when I fucked Britney.

Fred: Had?

Michael: I fucked her on the Mickey Mouse Club.

Michael(Sings):  M I C, H A E L      F U C K     Britney!

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Zero

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2003, 02:59:00 PM »
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Fuzzy

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2003, 06:58:00 PM »
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Carbon

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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2003, 07:32:00 PM »
Pretty good.
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2003, 10:54:00 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2003, 12:43:00 AM »
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jNeezy

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2003, 05:12:00 AM »
Not bad for a first try right?  That was the first joke I ever thought up.
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Carbon

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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2003, 05:24:00 AM »
QUOTE (jNeezy @ Jul 8 2003, 02:12 PM)
Not bad for a first try right?  That was the first joke I ever thought up.

good job


Here's the first joke I ever thought up in grade 1:

What's the difference between a baby and a vampire?

A vampire says "I vant to suck your blood!" and a baby says "I want to suck your thumb!"

Ok it sucks but I was 6.

EDIT: your joke sounds very professional. You should submit it to Maxim maybe.
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2003, 05:33:00 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2003, 09:43:00 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2003, 04:44:00 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2003, 06:14:00 PM »
he didnt when brit was on MMC, lol
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2003, 08:00:00 AM »
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