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buckwilliamsca
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June 30, 2003, 08:07:00 AM »
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[Fellowship at the gates of Moria]
ARAGORN: There! Look!
MERRY: What does it say?
PIPPIN: What language is that?
GANDALF: It reads "Here may be found the last words of Durin the Deathless: 'He who is valiant and pure of spirit may pass through the Gates of Aaaaaaaagggghhh...'"
ARAGORN: What?
GANDALF: "The Gates of Aaaaaaagggghhh."
FRODO: What is that?
GIMLI: He must have died while carving it.
LEGOLAS: Oh, come on!
GANDALF: Well, that's what it says.
BOROMIR: Look, if he were dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaaaagggggh!" He'd just say it!
GANDALF: Well, that's what's carved in the rock.
SAM: Perhaps he was dictating.
ARAGORN: Well, does it say anything else?
GANDALF: No. Just "Aaaaaaagggghhh."
GIMLI: "Aaaaaagggggh."
BOROMIR: "Aaaaaggggghhh."
ARAGORN: Do you suppose he meant Aaaaaaahhhhrnor?
PIPPIN: Where's that?
ARAGORN: Up in the North, I think.
LEGOLAS: Isn't there an Aaaaaaaadoras in Rohan?
ARAGORN: No, that's Edoras.
LEGOLAS: Oh, Eeeeeehhhhdoras.
FRODO: Ooooooh! OOooooohhh!
GIMLI: No, "Aaaaaaaagggghhh." At the back of the throat -- Aaaaaaaaggghhh.
FRODO: No, no, no -- "Oooooooh," in surprise and alarm.
GIMLI: Oh, you mean sort of an "Aaaaaaaahhh!"?
FRODO: Yes, but I-- aaaaaaahhh!
SAM: Ooooooh!
LEGOLAS: Ai! Ai!
FRODO: It's the Watcher in the Water of -- aaaaahhh! (The Watcher tries to eat him, and Sam slashes at it)
ARAGORN: Run away!
ALL: Run awaaaaaay! Run awaaaaay!
NARRATOR: As the hideous beast lunged forward, escape for the Fellowship seemed impossible. Then suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
ANIMATOR: Ulk!
NARRATOR: The cartoon peril was no more. The quest to destroy the One Ring could continue.
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BenzineX
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June 30, 2003, 09:06:00 AM »
that was great!
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BenzineX
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June 30, 2003, 09:19:00 AM »
that was great!
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bong888
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June 30, 2003, 09:22:00 AM »
didnt think it was that funny -maybe just me
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lordvader129
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June 30, 2003, 08:14:00 PM »
great stuff there
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Fuzzy
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July 02, 2003, 04:26:00 PM »
loved the scene, this is nothing different, same exact lines.
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