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buckwilliamsca

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« on: June 30, 2003, 08:07:00 AM »

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[Fellowship at the gates of Moria]

ARAGORN: There! Look!

MERRY: What does it say?

PIPPIN: What language is that?

GANDALF: It reads "Here may be found the last words of Durin the Deathless: 'He who is valiant and pure of spirit may pass through the Gates of Aaaaaaaagggghhh...'"

ARAGORN: What?

GANDALF: "The Gates of Aaaaaaagggghhh."

FRODO: What is that?

GIMLI: He must have died while carving it.

LEGOLAS: Oh, come on!

GANDALF: Well, that's what it says.

BOROMIR: Look, if he were dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaaaagggggh!" He'd just say it!

GANDALF: Well, that's what's carved in the rock.

SAM: Perhaps he was dictating.

ARAGORN: Well, does it say anything else?

GANDALF: No. Just "Aaaaaaagggghhh."

GIMLI: "Aaaaaagggggh."

BOROMIR: "Aaaaaggggghhh."

ARAGORN: Do you suppose he meant Aaaaaaahhhhrnor?

PIPPIN: Where's that?

ARAGORN: Up in the North, I think.

LEGOLAS: Isn't there an Aaaaaaaadoras in Rohan?

ARAGORN: No, that's Edoras.

LEGOLAS: Oh, Eeeeeehhhhdoras.

FRODO: Ooooooh! OOooooohhh!

GIMLI: No, "Aaaaaaaagggghhh." At the back of the throat -- Aaaaaaaaggghhh.

FRODO: No, no, no -- "Oooooooh," in surprise and alarm.

GIMLI: Oh, you mean sort of an "Aaaaaaaahhh!"?

FRODO: Yes, but I-- aaaaaaahhh!

SAM: Ooooooh!

LEGOLAS: Ai! Ai!

FRODO: It's the Watcher in the Water of -- aaaaahhh! (The Watcher tries to eat him, and Sam slashes at it)

ARAGORN: Run away!

ALL: Run awaaaaaay! Run awaaaaay!

NARRATOR: As the hideous beast lunged forward, escape for the Fellowship seemed impossible. Then suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

ANIMATOR: Ulk!

NARRATOR: The cartoon peril was no more. The quest to destroy the One Ring could continue.




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BenzineX

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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2003, 09:06:00 AM »

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that was great!
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BenzineX

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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2003, 09:19:00 AM »

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that was great!
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bong888

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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2003, 09:22:00 AM »

didnt think it was that funny -maybe just me
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lordvader129

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2003, 08:14:00 PM »

great stuff there
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Fuzzy

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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2003, 04:26:00 PM »

loved the scene, this is nothing different, same exact lines.
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