Topic: Best One Line Insults. (Read 170 times)

Fuzzy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 21, 2003, 08:09:00 PM »

QUOTE (leisenstein @ Jun 21 2003, 10:35 PM)

Your mamma's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass

survivorejam · « **Reply #16 on:** June 21, 2003, 09:09:00 PM »

TheGreatVirus · « **Reply #17 on:** June 21, 2003, 10:37:00 PM »

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When you fell out of the ugly tree you just had to hit every branch on the way down !

LMAO

I know a few people who had that happen to them

Boozy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2003, 07:58:00 PM »

your moms so ugly, when shee walks past the bathroom, the toilet flushes!

Your moms so ugly, i hung a picture of her up at the zoo, to keep the monkeys from jerkin off.

Your moms so ugly, she could make a maggot puke

your moms so ugly, she has to sneak up on water to get a drink.

Boozy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2003, 08:03:00 PM »

Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
Your Mom is so ugly people mistake her for your father
Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
Your mom is so ugly, even a black guy won't sleep with her.
Your Mom's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her

bong888 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 27, 2003, 03:45:00 AM »

your so ugly - your mom had to feed you with a catapult
your so ugly -your incubater had tinted windows

TacoBalls · « **Reply #21 on:** June 27, 2003, 11:16:00 AM »

Your mom. Nothing more, nothing less. Simply: your mom. Beautiful in it's subtle annihilation.

gcskate27 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 27, 2003, 07:35:00 PM »

lets see if anyone knows where this is from, knowing people avatars, some should

"yours moms so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages out at the zoo, the people did walk by and say 'look at that fat hippopotamous..."

"that aint fair: its glandular..."

ps. its funny BECAUSE its such a bad "your momma" joke...

leisenstein · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2003, 04:46:00 AM »

QUOTE (backflip BOB @ Jun 27 2003, 08:06 PM)

your moms so dirty when she took off her underwear it made a velcro sound.

Ill187 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2003, 05:07:00 PM »

YOUR Momma's SOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo FAT
it takes TWO people to fold her underware!

ps2_hater · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2003, 09:08:00 PM »

yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arested for moonin

yo momma so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper

when you were born your mom said "oh what a treasure" and your dad said "yea lets burry it!!"

shoup · « **Reply #26 on:** June 29, 2003, 08:56:00 AM »

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when you were born your mom said "oh what a treasure" and your dad said "yea lets burry it!!"

backflip BOB · « **Reply #27 on:** July 03, 2003, 11:50:00 AM »

ok here are a few
yo' mama so loose she 's like a subway track- under everything that moves and laid all over the city
Yo' mama 's so loose she walks around town with a mattress stapped to her back
Btw whats up Boozy

ps2_hater · « **Reply #28 on:** July 03, 2003, 01:15:00 PM »

How are your mom and the brumudah triangle alike??

They both eat alot of seamen

ASheva10 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 03, 2003, 01:15:00 PM »

QUOTE (gcskate27 @ Jun 27 2003, 11:35 PM)

lets see if anyone knows where this is from, knowing people avatars, some should

"yours moms so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages out at the zoo, the people did walk by and say 'look at that fat hippopotamous..."

"that aint fair: its glandular..."

ps. its funny BECAUSE its such a bad "your momma" joke...

Ali G in da house

Your momma is so old her birth certificate expired.
Your momma is so stupid she thinks that a quarterback is a tax return
your momma is so stupid she failed her IQ test.

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