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leisenstein

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« on: June 18, 2003, 01:58:00 PM »
Lets get some of the old ones outta the way.

1. You're so stupid, it takes you an HOUR to cook MINUTE RICE

2.  Yo Mamma is so fat, after I f***ed her, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her

3.  You're so stupid, you wanted to sell your BUCK teeth for 50 cents

4. You're so poor, you went to McDonalds, and tried to put French Fries on Lay-a-Way

5.  You're so ugly, your mamma had to tie a porkchop around your neck so the dog would play with you.


anyone up for it?  Maybe we'll hear some good ones.
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GaijinPunch

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2003, 03:55:00 PM »
Yo mamma's so fat, we she walks in the room, everyone says, "Hey, Kool Aid!"
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2003, 04:34:00 PM »
Your mamma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Your mamma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Your mamma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish

Your mamma's so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

Your mamma's so stupid she tried to kill a worm by burying it alive

Your mamma's so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everyone
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leisenstein

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2003, 04:48:00 PM »
Yo Mamma is so old, in her yearbook picture, she's the one sitting next to Jesus

Yo house is so nasty, when I went in, I tripped over a dust ball, and a cockroach stole my wallet

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

Yo breath stinks so bad, you need a Tic-Tac with a battery.




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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2003, 05:17:00 PM »
Yo momma is so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother


Your mother's appearance makes me question her self-worth! baahahahahahaha!!!
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2003, 06:01:00 PM »
QUOTE (brahm2 @ Jun 19 2003, 01:17 AM)
Yo momma is so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother


Your mother's appearance makes me question her self-worth! baahahahahahaha!!!

What????

And what is up with your sig? I mean... your shirt only has 6 pieces of flair...
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TheGreatVirus

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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2003, 06:54:00 PM »
WoW his sig got an upgrade  tongue.gif
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2003, 08:26:00 PM »
Your mommas so hairy, you almost died of a RUG BURN at birth!  laugh.gif
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2003, 09:13:00 PM »
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leisenstein

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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2003, 05:28:00 AM »
Yo Mamma's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has Don King in a headlock

Yo Mamma is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!

Yo Mamma is so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp

Yo Mamma's armpits are so nasty, she made Right Guard turn Left
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2003, 05:43:00 AM »
What is it with these mum jokes? Must be some American culture thing, over here they just aint offencive.



Though when in Rome.....



Your mums so fat when she wears high heals she strikes oil.
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brahm2

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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2003, 12:15:00 PM »
QUOTE (TheGreatVirus @ Jun 18 2003, 08:54 PM)
WoW his sig got an upgrade  tongue.gif

i think its for the better.


no, Raised made it for me because i made HS's new sig in paint:
user posted image
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2003, 07:00:00 PM »
Your moms so fat...no really...she is
Your an asshole with an 8 inch diameter
Your moms so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Your moms so old she doesnt have war recolections, she relives the big bang.
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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2003, 01:54:00 AM »
Your so fat that they had to grease your tub to get you out of it.

Your So damn ugly and smelly that Animal Planet filmed Gorillas in the Mist in your shower while Steve Irwin touches your ass. "Damn, Gorilla Poo, WOW SHE'S A LITTLE BEAUTY MATE!"
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leisenstein

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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2003, 06:35:00 PM »
You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off

You're so ugly, if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to
walk backwards

Yo mamma is so fat , that she has to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

Your mamma's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass



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