Topic: Funny Kid At My Summer School (Read 76 times)

SSSSSmokey · « **on:** June 09, 2003, 03:46:00 PM »

This is basically how this silly, silly conversation went:

Him: I hate Xbox
My friend: I have an xbox
Him: You'd better get rid of it! (Joking, of course)
Me: Xbox is is second best though. Ps2 sucks.
Him: Yea right Xbox sucks
Me: Ok fine. Anyway, Gamecube is the best, and has the best games
Him: They are all copys of the Ps2 anyway. (Strangly enough, he didn't use the "kiddy" argument, but I was waiting for it, but he just changed the subject)
Me: How?
Him: They copied controllers, and Xbox copied it's OS and the idea to have a DVD player and hard drive (WTF?) in the console
Me: Xbox didn't copy Ps2's OS at all!
Him: Yea they did, (I didn't really understand what he meant) they just changed some stuff
Me: Oh well, it doesn't really matter
Him: Video game systems haven't done anything original since PS anyway
Me: PS didn't do anything original
Him: Yea they did, it is what everyone else copied
Me: Name something original. You know, lots of consoles had CDs before PS
Him: They had removable memory cards.
Me: They weren't the first though.
Him: Yea I know (Covering for himself

), but those systems had didn't work very good. Sometimes it would even take 2 memory cards to save one game. (WTF is he talking about? Saturn is the only one I can remember that took Memory cards before PS, and it certainly didn't use two or more! You couldn't even remove the card when the saturn was on!)
Me: Ok, sure..... Anyway, Xbox is better. I have a modchip in mine and I can play movies and games and stuff off the hard drive. And later today, there is even a N64 emulator going to be released! That means I can copy n64 games to the hard drive and play them off it.

This is where things take a dive into the realm of insanity....

Him: I already have that for Ps2.
Me: No you don't (Smugly, cause I had him caught)
Him: Yes I do!
Me: No you don't. You can't play N64 games of Ps2.
Him: You didn't know you can?! I can install PC games too! (WTF?)
Me: No you can't. You are wrong.
Him: Right now I have Windows 2000 installed!
Me: Suuuuure you doooo....

I have suspected this kid of lying nonstop since I met him, but today I know he was. He was always talking about dirtbikes, which I don't know anything about, but I could STILL tell he was lying.

lordvader129 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:50:00 PM »

we should get him in an irc chat or somethin with a bunch of people from here, lol

Xeero · « **Reply #2 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:56:00 PM »

Maybe by "PS2" he meant "PC" and by "removable memory cards" he meant "floppy disks". It would make the conversation seamless. Xbox copied the OS, he runs an N64 emu, and he has Win2K installed.

LinksAwakening · « **Reply #3 on:** June 09, 2003, 04:58:00 PM »

QUOTE (Xeero @ Jun 9 2003, 11:56 PM)

Maybe by "PS2" he meant "PC" and by "removable memory cards" he meant "floppy disks". It would make the conversation seamless. Xbox copied the OS, he runs an N64 emu, and he has Win2K installed.

Xeero... don't try to cover for the kid. Lol

Anyway, I used to know TONS of people like this (back when I was in the Dreamcast scene), and trust me... they'll NEVER learn. My advice is to just walk away, if you keep talking... they will only end up sounding lamer.

Btw... Gamecube the best console??? I don't think so!!! (Keep in mind you are on an Xbox board)

SSSSSmokey · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2003, 06:47:00 PM »

When I said "The Ps2 hard drive isn't even out yet" he fed me some crap about him knowing someone and getting one. BTW, right before that I asked if any of them (the people with me) were going to Ozzfest, and he said "Yea, for free, and I get to go backstage and meet everyone, because my friends parents are best friends with Rob Zombie." Sounds believeable right?

DermicSavage · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2003, 06:50:00 PM »

lol its morons like those that you have to corner

u gotta say shit like "well if u got it prove it! bring it over to my place and we will compare the two and see which one is better." then of course he will make a really dumb excuse which you can then just go right offa that thta he is lying cause he wont show anyone, and if he bring it up cause its illegal, then u can fight him on that as well

anbd if all else fails just smack the bitch and use photoshop to put his face of some chick sucking a guy off

GREGWILLRULEYOU · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2003, 06:55:00 PM »

Summer school for em starts tomarrow

Oh well ill sneak ver to this site why were taking our "online test preps"

TheGreatVirus · « **Reply #7 on:** June 10, 2003, 12:36:00 AM »

QUOTE (GREGWILLRULEYOU @ Jun 9 2003, 09:55 PM)

Summer school for em starts tomarrow

Oh well ill sneak ver to this site why were taking our "online test preps"

lol

I guess your in summer school.

Oh yeah sorry....

Flea420 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 10, 2003, 01:19:00 AM »

Damn, I remember stupid ass kid conversations like this, that was like uh, at least 8 years ago, and we where even still a bit more technical with the arguments even when someone was lieing about something.

I dunno, I have always been fairly mature for my age (I am 22), and I never found myself in such idiotic conversations. I generally dont bother with them. My little brother is always comming home saying crap like that, it gets annoying.

whiffin · « **Reply #9 on:** June 10, 2003, 01:21:00 AM »

Tell him he's a wanker

Hammy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 10, 2003, 02:29:00 AM »

Easy fix. Just tell him to come over and show him what real games are like on your xbox

SSSSSmokey · « **Reply #11 on:** June 10, 2003, 07:02:00 PM »

Today he said he can play Dreamcast games on his Ps2 also!

BTW, I was just going along with him, not denying or confirming anything, and then I said I had a card I can plug into my computer and put GBA games onto it for free! He is like ok, cool. Then I took out my GBA and showed him! He was REALLY amazed, like he had never seen anything like it. I just showed him the startup screen where I can choose the game! I hang out with him, because he said he knows someone who can get me a cd player for free. I doubt it, but, hey, maybe free cd player. I am kind of 50-50 because he came to school with a brand new AWESOME Sony mp3 cd player, and he is getting one for his other friend, and said he probly can get me mine by friday.

TheGreatVirus · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2003, 02:56:00 AM »

QUOTE (Hammy @ Jun 10 2003, 05:29 AM)

Easy fix. Just tell him to come over and show him what real games are like on your xbox

Or you could just blow him away with your kick ass mod!!

Flea420 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2003, 04:20:00 AM »

Or you could just

in his mouth

radfx · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2003, 07:08:00 AM »

anyway I had my Xbox over at a friends house showing why i never sleep with halo and splinter cell around - then his daughters boyfriends showed up - and straight away - ahh an Xbox - they suck..

so i put it to them: why does it suck?
ohh but PS2's better - so i showed em a little trick (namely my entire game collection on the HD, Xbmp and multiplayer halo..

we played halo for 4 hours while they were drooling - case and point - just cause its M$ doesnt mean you'll turn into some bill gates wanna-be..

but im still amazed how childish even some adults can be about it - like some cheat sites have forums and they really get stuck into eachother about Xboxes are gay? i mean come'on - its a bloddy game system - get over it..

I like the Ps2 - but when i bought my Xbox (on the launch day on OZ) there were 4 games that i really wanted at the release - and after the PS2's 2 year existance only 7 wow me..

you do the math.

thanks for reading..

Also just noticed that when i typed "micro-soft" without the "-" it was changed to M$
cool

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