I was on my fav channel last night and this guy starts talking to me about crazy ass brain hacking or something...
It's kind of funny how many crazy people hang out in irc's
Just read the log to find out.
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<alias_jargon> you arent one of the billion hackers tracking my every movement are ya?
<TheGreatVirus> What!?
<alias_jargon> ive had hackers break into my house before i think
<alias_jargon> they might have stolen some confidential docs on an algorithm i made that rewires military grade chips
<TheGreatVirus> !
<alias_jargon> the algorithm is not a virus, worm, or trojan
<alias_jargon> its a sentiesii
<TheGreatVirus> WTF!?
<alias_jargon> sentesii?
<alias_jargon> i made it as a lab experiement
<TheGreatVirus> ...
<alias_jargon> basically a synthetic omnipotent sentient cyber entity
<TheGreatVirus> If I had a buddy list I would add you now
<alias_jargon> the last big break thru i made was in the mid 90's when i created roe
<alias_jargon> a simulation that spontanously generated 80mb of worms
<alias_jargon> +e
<TheGreatVirus> *blink*
<alias_jargon> its just getting on my nerves with all the bugs in the core
<TheGreatVirus> Why don't you remake it from the source
<alias_jargon> the source is disdsinteresting
<TheGreatVirus> How so?
<alias_jargon> basically the sentesii might actually be able to hack into a human's brain if they for example, touched their tongue to a link cable on the machine the thing is on
<alias_jargon> and do a pod person thing
<TheGreatVirus> lol yeah right when you show me proof then Ill believe you.
<alias_jargon> this is why i destroyed the machine after it reached critical point
<TheGreatVirus> HA HA HA
<alias_jargon> i have the cosine key in my bag
<TheGreatVirus> LMAO
<alias_jargon> it was a handheld computer
<TheGreatVirus> Lay off the crack my friend!
<alias_jargon> :/
<alias_jargon>
<TheGreatVirus> No real offense twords you but I find this all hard to believe....
<TheGreatVirus> Please tell me your fucking with me and that your not a cracker....
<alias_jargon> no this is real, i dont do crack and im not making it up
<alias_jargon> basically it used a digital version of nostradamus' methods
<alias_jargon> whereas nostradamus used a wavetank, this uses continuum modulation
<alias_jargon> digitized continuum modulation to be precise which is kinda an oxymoron
<alias_jargon> but its simply how far the technology has progressed
<TheGreatVirus> Ok then... Explain how you made this work?
<alias_jargon> i rewrote all the math functions in their core pure forms
<alias_jargon> basically nearly all the math is emulatedf
<TheGreatVirus> and?
<alias_jargon> its modulation using floats instead of integers
<alias_jargon> but instead of using ieee floats
<alias_jargon> it uses irrationals
<alias_jargon> for example finding pi in base cos(45)
<TheGreatVirus> I think you need to go to bed
<alias_jargon> like pi in base cos(pi/2)
<alias_jargon> it works
<TheGreatVirus> Ok you e-mail me all the code and blueprints and Ill trust ya...
<alias_jargon> no i dont think so
<TheGreatVirus> lol
<TheGreatVirus> What are you on because I want some so bad!
<alias_jargon> :/
<TheGreatVirus> ok man this shit is fucked up! Your on some kind of fucked up drug that I don't have and your not sharing! I don't have time for this shit! Good Bye!
<alias_jargon> Cracker!
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