Topic: The New Standard In Flaming (Read 96 times)

deusprogrammer · « **on:** May 30, 2003, 09:42:00 PM »

Hello folks. I found something amusing on another message board and I wanted to share it with you all. It's a check box flaming or retaliatory post. Just cut and paste an insult. Please feel free to alter it for XBox Scene as it is now anime oriented.

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Dear:

[ ] Geek
[ ] Loser
[ ] Scrub
[ ] Troll
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] 1337 d00d
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You are begging for warez
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You posted a Wing vs UC thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You cannot take a hint to STFU and GTFO
[ ] You posted a "Who likes anime" thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted material that is not your own
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a stupid thread to get attention
[ ] You posted an irrevelant promotional thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[ ] You posted a Gundam vs (Insert DBZ fighter here) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Tomino's ass
[ ] You posted a PC vs (Insert Game System) thread
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You did not bother to do any research before posting

In punishment, you must:

[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Read the f***ing FAQ
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] All of the above

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
==============================================
The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.

Have a nice day.

What do you all think?

CASTOR_TROY · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:47:00 PM »

Dear:

[ ] Geek
[X] Loser
[ ] Scrub
[ ] Troll
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] 1337 d00d
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You are begging for warez
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You posted a Wing vs UC thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You cannot take a hint to STFU and GTFO
[ ] You posted a "Who likes anime" thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted material that is not your own
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a stupid thread to get attention
[ ] You posted an irrevelant promotional thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[ ] You posted a Gundam vs (Insert DBZ fighter here) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Tomino's ass
[ ] You posted a PC vs (Insert Game System) thread
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You did not bother to do any research before posting

In punishment, you must:

[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Read the f***ing FAQ
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[X] Go stand in the middle of a highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] All of the above

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ ] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
==============================================

lol jk kinda cool

deusprogrammer · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:49:00 PM »

Dear:
[ ] Geek
[ ] Loser
[ ] Scrub
[ ] Troll
[ ] Flamer
[ X ] Whiner
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] 1337 d00d
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You doubleposted
[ X ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You are begging for warez
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You posted a Wing vs UC thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You cannot take a hint to STFU and GTFO
[ ] You posted a "Who likes anime" thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted material that is not your own
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a stupid thread to get attention
[ ] You posted an irrevelant promotional thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[ ] You posted a Gundam vs (Insert DBZ fighter here) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Tomino's ass
[ ] You posted a PC vs (Insert Game System) thread
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You did not bother to do any research before posting

In punishment, you must:

[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Read the f***ing FAQ
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ X ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] All of the above

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ X ] I pity your dog
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
==============================================
The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.

Have a nice day.

I am just kidding too dude. I was bored, thought I'd share.

Hammy · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2003, 10:34:00 PM »

Where is the go f__k yourself button?

deusprogrammer · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2003, 11:19:00 PM »

Where did I claim this was my own material? I said I just thought it was funny and wanted to share it. Geez. Or are you just abusing this new found joy?

deusprogrammer · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2003, 11:26:00 PM »

Actually...what should I expect when I hand people something to insult people with. They'll use it right?

Fuzzy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2003, 06:40:00 AM »

Morglum · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2003, 07:08:00 AM »

LOL, i like that, im gonna go use it on nasis x right now

theultimatechuff · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2003, 04:32:00 AM »

QUOTE (Morglum @ May 31 2003, 04:08 PM)

LOL, i like that, im gonna go use it on nasis x right now

eheh, and he did. <topic>

XeroKitsune · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2003, 12:23:00 PM »

Whomever made it it's beautiful.

Aussie14 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2003, 08:37:00 AM »

deusprogrammer,

Is that really your ugly mug, cause if it is, you really do need to live by your computer, cause the world isnt ready to see something that ugly.

deusprogrammer · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2003, 10:13:00 AM »

Dear:

[ ] Geek
[ ] Loser
[ ] Scrub
[ ] Troll
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] 1337 d00d
[ ] Asskisser
[ X ] 12 year old
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You are begging for warez
[ X ] You posted false information
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You posted a Wing vs UC thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You cannot take a hint to STFU and GTFO
[ ] You posted a "Who likes anime" thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted material that is not your own
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a stupid thread to get attention
[ ] You posted an irrevelant promotional thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[ ] You posted a Gundam vs (Insert DBZ fighter here) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Tomino's ass
[ ] You posted a PC vs (Insert Game System) thread
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You did not bother to do any research before posting

In punishment, you must:

[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Read the f***ing FAQ
[ X ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] All of the above

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ X ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
==============================================
The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.

Have a nice day.

Hammy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2003, 03:29:00 AM »

Shit ask a simple question and get shit back

survivorejam · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2003, 07:13:00 AM »

he he he

Thank you very much ! This post is awsome for lame ass "general" flamers . Ha much better then the usual F U ...

deusprogrammer · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2003, 10:01:00 AM »

To give an actual answer to Aussie's question, yes that is my face...yes it is ugly...but atleast I don't SMELL BAD! Oh wait...that's just my computer...how the hell did this sandwich get in my CPU tower? Interesting...the spoiled mayo seems to have become sentient...it's the most advanced civilization I have ever seen...but I am so hungry...*eats it*...Mmmmm...sentientalicious...owwwww...food poisioning.

Author Topic: The New Standard In Flaming (Read 96 times)