Yupie from sheep dog joke boards plane.
As he walks down the aisle brushing past the other passengers towards his row number. When he gets there he smiles to himself as there before him is a sweet blonde on the seat next to his.
After putting his overnight bag away he greets the women with "hi-how are you ?" but she is looking out the window and seems to be ignoring him. The yupie , unfazed , says "nice view ! out the window there". The blonde mumbles "yeah" . Thinking he's got it made the guy starts blabering away about himself "me-me-me ... I .. me" The blonde turns around and replies " look sir I'm tired and want to rest, so please could you just leave me alone ?" ."I tell you what" says the yuppie "why don't we play a game to pass the time ?"
Just when the blonde was about to ask him if he was deaf or stupid , he continued "If you win I'll give you $100 but if I win I'll just get $10" . Always keen for money the blonde asked him to explain the rules. Basicly one person asks the other a question. If the other can not find the answer then they must pay the person who asked the question the money.
First off the yuppie asked the blonde what was the capitole city of Australia. "Canbera" she replied. No money lost that time . Now she asked him a question "what wakes up with four leggs climbs a green tree, fly's off and walks up a mountain on three legs then finaly slides down on it's back ?" Then she leaned back and closed her eyes . The guy sat there , his eyes wide open... then he reached down for his laptop and mobile. He logged on to the net and started sending emails , posting questions on all kinds of forums. He combed through the search engines and online encyclopedias. He kept up his desprate search for ages . Finaly , after a few hours he sighed deeply and shut off his laptop. He put all his equipment away, reached for his wallet and pulled out $100 . He taped the blonde on her shoulder to wake her up and handed her the $100 bill. She put it away and closed her eyes again . The yupie taped her on the shoulder again and asked her "So what wakes up with four leggs climbs a green tree, fly's off and walks up a mountain on three legs then finaly slides down on it's back ?"
The blonde reached down and pulled out a $10 bill from her purse and handed it to him ...
