There's a lady with no arms and no legs on a beach, and a guy strolls by. Conversation is as follows.
Lady: Sir, sir... pardon me, but...
Man: Yes?
Lady: I was wondering if you could do me a favor. In the condition I'm, I've never been kissed. Nobody's every given me a kiss, and I was wondering if I could trouble you to do so.
Man: Well... (leans in and gives an innocent peck).
(Man starts to walk off)
Lady: Sir, well, thank you, but as you could imagine, as I've never been kissed before, I've also never been fucked. I've been like this my whole life, and I reallly need this one thing to feel fulfilled. In short, I just wanna be fucked.
(Man sits there for a minute, picks her up, throws her in the ocean)
Man: There, now you're fucked!
