Topic: Best Noob Quotes (Read 139 times)

west17m · « **on:** May 04, 2003, 04:11:00 PM »

I thought about posting this in the general discussion, but the evox forum seems to get more noob questions than anywhere.

Stipulations, post quotatiions or near quotions of your favorite, most annoying, most asked, and irritating noob quote (that's probably covered in the tutorials).

Let the games begin.

gainpresence · « **Reply #1 on:** May 04, 2003, 04:49:00 PM »

Moved to proper forum.

XeroKitsune · « **Reply #2 on:** May 04, 2003, 04:51:00 PM »

I'll offer up one I made in real life while cooking a hd,

QUOTE

Wow the new drive is loud, Error 13 . . ok lets restart.
Error 9, what error 9. Not big enough? How is 120 gig not big enough? Ooook reboot. ERROR 8 you (beep beep beep).

west17m · « **Reply #3 on:** May 04, 2003, 09:16:00 PM »

QUOTE (ASheva10 @ May 4 2003, 09:50 PM)

QUOTE (west17m @ May 4 2003, 08:11 PM)

I thought about posting this in the general discussion, but the evox forum seems to get more noob questions than anywhere.

Stipulations, post quotatiions or near quotions of your favorite, most annoying, most asked, and irritating noob quote (that's probably covered in the tutorials).

Let the games begin.

Heh, you got over 30 posts and now you are starting to make fun of noobs.

You're right over thirty posts .... and I've probably read about 25 for each that I've posted. Plus, most of those have been comments to help other people out. Noob, no -- done learning -- by far no....can laugh at himself and others ... definately.

Fire · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2003, 12:38:00 AM »

QUOTE

why cant i burn an xbox game. it says its 14 meg, and when i play it its a video that says i need to put the disk in the xbox to play it, but the thing is, i did put it in the xbox!. i have tried burning it 3 times!

thats the funniest ive heard!

brahm2 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2003, 05:40:00 PM »

QUOTE

What modchip should i get???

staticFLINT · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2003, 05:44:00 PM »

I liek the 1000 of post asking for software...

Videogamebuyer14 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2003, 06:35:00 PM »

I dont get it.....

bong888 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2003, 11:42:00 AM »

QUOTE

why cant i burn an xbox game. it says its 14 meg, and when i play it its a video that says i need to put the disk in the xbox to play it, but the thing is, i did put it in the xbox!. i have tried burning it 3 times!

that's funny

razorrifh · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2003, 01:10:00 PM »

QUOTE (PM5K @ May 5 2003, 09:47 PM)

I think there is a difference between a newbie and a n00b.... Both are "new" to the scene and or these forums, but a newbie searches, and reads pinned topics and uses a little bit of common sense, a n00b does just the opposite...

Anyhow I saw this one just today:

Someone had asked for pics of an xbox and Chris-X-XC replied with this:

yes

C:My DocumentsMy Picturesxoxide_1735_15724512.gif
C:My DocumentsMy Picturesxoxide_1735_15724512

LMAO thats a good one

there was one that i saw in someone's sig that went

QUOTE

hey, can someone send me doaxv to my hotmail? its only 3.45 gigs i think?

?

whoa, i just realized that the guy's sig its from is videogamebuyer14 (2 posts up!)

dazdastardly · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2003, 12:55:00 AM »

QUOTE (ASheva10 @ May 5 2003, 03:50 AM)

QUOTE (west17m @ May 4 2003, 08:11 PM)

I thought about posting this in the general discussion, but the evox forum seems to get more noob questions than anywhere.

Stipulations, post quotatiions or near quotions of your favorite, most annoying, most asked, and irritating noob quote (that's probably covered in the tutorials).

Let the games begin.

Heh, you got over 30 posts and now you are starting to make fun of noobs.

It's Quality not Quantity

jesterrace777 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2003, 12:59:00 AM »

chilin_dude · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2003, 08:06:00 AM »

QUOTE (Xfreak @ May 7 2003, 01:29 PM)

Just read my signature

.

It's the funniest I've seen in a while

!

I totally agree... i laugh whenever i read that...the post that pisses me off the most is 'what's the differences between the x2pro/lite?

leigao84 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2003, 10:42:00 AM »

Well, I'm still a n00b, so I will not make fun of n00bs, but I hate it when people post topics like:
"linux?" "need some help?" "i fucked up my xbox! some one help!" "please help me!"
"Cromwell?" "evox?"
I mean for god sakes, please be less descriptive about your problem! And most of them come up with questions like
"I heard a lot about this new 007 no mod chip hack, please tell me what it is..."
or "what's cromwell?" "what's evox?" "what's matrix?"

MeNaCe911 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2003, 05:00:00 PM »

i hate post like..."is my xbox dead?"

pisses me off...WELL DOES IT FUCKIN START?...LOL if it boots then noooo right...

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