The wife wakes up and tells her husband "Honey, I dreamt that i was at an auction for penises. The largest went for $1000 and the smallest for $10"
The husband asks "What would my size be?"
"That wouldnt get any bids"
Pissed off and seeking revenge, the next day, the husband tells his wife "Hey honey, I dreamt that i was at an auction for vaginas. the tightest went for $1000 and the smallest for $10"
The wife asks "what would my size be?"
the husband replies, "The auction was held in yours"
