Well, I figured id tell you another funny story(wasnt at the time) to crack you up some more. I use to live next door to a stripper and her husband a few years ago or so. I moved about 10 miles away but kept in touch because thats where I was getting my buds(marijuana to the layperson). The couple was Scott and Sabrina Christian to be exact, and they had a daughter named Jessica and a son. One day im at my friends lifting weights and playing streetfighter and she called me and him up to come over and see a show. So we went over and she and a friend were in thongs and these stupid looking boots that went up to her knees. She and her friend danced for about an hour or so with whisky n cokes and put their asses in our faces, it was great. Then I asked what about Scott? and she said that they were getting a divorce and that he went to Orlando. Then I did her for like an hour and we went to bed. Then I woke up and she said he would be back soon so I should go. So I ran out of there pulling my boxers up. I got home and realized that I left my shoes under their bed and started shitting myself. I wanted to call but I was afraid that he would answer. Then I saw his face on the 6:00 news and
they were talking about a drug deal that went down out at watermelon pond in Newberry where a guy was killed for owing Scott 3000$. It was him and like 8 other people on tv. He told her he was going to Orlando to go on a fishing trip. True story as the first.
