Quotes from Tshirts that I particuarally like are:
I smile 'cause you'll never figure out where I hide the bodies
so many right wing christians ... so few lions
dont apologise, you're not that important
i like you, i'll kill you last
my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
i never got away with murder before but today i feel lucky
i want to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal
do i look like a fucking peoples' person?
no shit mum, i'm weird
i see dumb people
homosexuals are gay
And my personal favouite:
There are 10 kinds of people in this World: Those who understand binary and those who don't