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ph7

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50 Things Women Can't Do
« on: April 28, 2003, 01:51:00 AM »
01. know anything about a car except its colour
   02. understand a film plot
   03. go 24 hours without sending a text message
   04. lift
   05. throw
   06. run
   07. park
   08. fart
   09. read a map
   10. rob a bank
   11. resist Ikea
   12. sit still
   13. tell a joke
   14. play pool
   15. pay for dinner
   16. eat a kebab whilst walking
   17. pee out of a train window
   18. argue without shouting
   19. get told off without crying
   20. understand fruit machines
   21. walk past a shoe shop
   22. make a decent bacon sandwich
   23. not comment on a strangers clothes
   24. use small amounts of toilet paper
   25. let you sleep with a hangover
   26. drink a pint gracefully
   27. get a round in
   28. throw a punch
   29. do magic
   30. like your friends
   31. enjoy a dirty movie
   32. eat a really hot curry
   33. get to the point
   34. buy plain envelopes
   35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
   36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
   37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
   38. avoid credit card debt
   39. dive into a pool
   40. assemble furniture
   41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
   42. set a video recorder
   43. not try and change you
   44. watch a war film
   45. understand why flirting results in violence 46. spend a
   day by themselves 47. go to the toilet by themselves
   48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
   49. choose a video quickly
   50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
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Digian

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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2003, 02:40:00 AM »
Sounds like this will be on letterman soon.
I can just hear his draaaaawnnnnnn out voice reading it now.
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leigao84

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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2003, 01:03:00 PM »
I've seen women peeing out of a train once....
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2003, 02:04:00 PM »
Allison Fisher is also one of the best pool players around..
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ph7

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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2003, 11:43:00 PM »
QUOTE (leigao84 @ Apr 28 2003, 10:03 PM)
I've seen women peeing out of a train once....

I hope you weren't standing too close!
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KenCuz

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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2003, 11:04:00 AM »
QUOTE (ph7 @ Apr 28 2003, 10:51 AM)
01. know anything about a car except its colour
   02. understand a film plot
   03. go 24 hours without sending a text message
   04. lift
   05. throw
   06. run
   07. park
   08. fart
   09. read a map
   10. rob a bank
   11. resist Ikea
   12. sit still
   13. tell a joke
   14. play pool
   15. pay for dinner
 
   17. pee out of a train window
   18. argue without shouting
   19. get told off without crying
   
   21. walk past a shoe shop
   22. make a decent bacon sandwich
   23. not comment on a strangers clothes
   24. use small amounts of toilet paper
   25. let you sleep with a hangover
   26. drink a pint gracefully
   
   28. throw a punch
   29. do magic
   30. like your friends
   31. enjoy a dirty movie
   
   33. get to the point
   
   35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
   36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
   
 
   
   


 

I feel you with all of these. laugh.gif
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